Lords:
* Jenni
* https://intfiction.org/t/lets-play-cragne-manor/56472
* Chris
* https://trustory.fm/cool-time-dice-hour/
Topics:
* All the stuff we did in the 90s that is horrifying to modern parents now, like sleepovers and latchkey kids
* The movie for Jurassic Park 2 is somehow worse than the book and the book is very bad.
* The VR episode of Nowhere Man
* I fucked up my car by running over a mattress on purpose
* https://vhsviscera.tumblr.com/post/705867030403973120
* There was a space battle over Nuremberg in 1561 and the local broadsheets reported on it with woodcuts:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561celestialphenomenonoverNuremberg
* http://blog.zarfhome.com/2022/01/way-up-in-middle-of-air.html
Microtopics:
* Baby Mario and Baby Luigi being two different species.
* Riff and Jenni play Rusty Lake.
* Absorbing most of your twin in the womb and all that's left is his heart behind your nipple.
* Nippleheart.
* Cool Time Dice Hour.
* Cragne Manor.
* Heck of a project, terrible game, not recommended at all.
* Cragne Manor's TV Tropes page.
* A Metafilter thread about sleepovers.
* Your mom asking for a report on all the swear words in the book you're reading.
* Elsa Screams at Dentist.
* Watching Elsa Screaming videos on Youtube to learn how to scream better.
* Going to the bookstore by yourself when your are 13 years old.
* Calling the anime repair guy when your anime goes out.
* New guy just dropped: guy with trench coat full of VHS tapes who won't hand you the VHS tapes, he makes you reach in and take them.
* Socializing your kids poorly so nobody will invite them to sleepovers.
* Learning how sex works and then calling a conference on the playground to explain it to everyone.
* Calvin's dad explaining that women only pee once a month.
* Picking up the broken glass that your meth dealer neighbor keeps throwing in your cactus garden.
* The tiny-handed thin-necked final girl.
* Abraham Lincoln's wrestling career.
* The one where they defeat the veloraptors with gymnastics.
* The one where they defeat the velociraptors by showing them Elsa Screaming videos on Youtube.
* Taking a bad book and adapting it into an even worse movie.
* Doing drugs until the dinosaurs look like they have feathers.
* Microscopic dust particles on the slicey bits.
* Why blowing into the cartridge did or didn't work
* Hunter-gatherers blowing on a blinking raspberry bush and cursing the defective lockout chip.
* Being unable to hunt bison because of bison DRM.
* A completely made-up kind of VR.
* Downloading your estranged wife from the internet so you can reunite in VR.
* A Rough Whimper of Insanity.
* Max Headroom: a guy with a weird forehead who shows up in media sometimes, like a California Raisin.
* Explaining Mac Tonight to a 22 year old.
* The worst car you could have possibly imagined.
* Delightful clean all-ages nonsense.
* Demonstrating your allegiance to 90s-era edgelordism.
* Cresting the event horizon of random bullshit.
* The VR apparatus hanging off of your wasted body.
* Adding more vanilla than the recipe calls for.
* Putting a hapenny on the spice vendor's tongue and reaching into his trench coat to pull out a bag of cumin.
* Poking bytes into memory to mod Cyberpunk 2077.
* Whether Pico-8 is more or less racist than Dickens Fair.
* The space battle that took place over Nuremberg in 1561.
* UFOs vs. UAPs.
* Tie-Fighters and Star Destroyers over Nuremberg.
* The All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office: if you got an anomaly, yo, they'll resolve it.
* Asking the Pentagon for money for a cab fare to go investigate unexplained aerial phenomena.
* A mass hysteria of the collective unconscious.
* Marrying your cousin and going into space.
* Anakin is of the species Baby Mario and Padme is a Baby Luigi so when they breed they'll have an infertile Baby Wario or Baby Waluigi.
* The fan theory where Jar-Jar is the Sith Lord.
* The origin of angels as a terror.
* Pre-hurricane ice crystal patterns.
* Making biblically accurate angels out of everything.
* Generational memory from back when we had wings.
* Fish wings.
* Being drunk all the time because you don't trust the water.
* Aspartame's bitter aftertaste, and also fuck Stevia.
* Coke Grownups.
* Pepsi Peeps.
* Eating the whole bag of Pepsi Syrup Peep Gushers and now you can't play D&D tonight because you just have to lie on the floor clutching your belly and complaining that nobody saved you from your life choices.
* Food that exists to overwhelm your senses and your ability to make decisions.
* The two genders of time.
