Lords:
* Alexicographic
* https://twitter.com/alexicographic
* https://www.twitch.tv/damaplaysgames
* Andrew
* https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/
Topics:
* The 3-food problem: what 3 foods are pairwise good but bad all together?
* Talking loudly during movie trailers as an act of anticapitalist subversion
* Moon Mode on your phone camera is probably just pasting a good picture of the moon over your bad one.
* https://in.mashable.com/tech/3114/are-the-moon-shots-from-the-huawei-p30-pro-fake
* The Orange by Wendy Cope
* https://gladdestthing.com/poems/the-orange
* Learning Italian from a cartoon dog
* Being able to identify McElroy fans by how they complement my woodworking
* https://www.themcelroy.family/2020/7/31/21348515/maxfundrive-2020-how-to-fake-an-interest-in-woodworking
* RIP List of Video Games Considered Artistic
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articlesfordeletion/Listofvideogamesconsidered_artistic
* https://www.everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros-restaurant-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever/
* https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21152082-declaration-by-chef-floriano-pellegrino
Microtopics:
* kittenm4ster's PICO-8 games.
* Vibing with the Alfonzo's Bowling Challenge ethos.
* A game that is implemented in under 8000 tokens.
* The ideal game pitch.
* Chocolate and cheese and something.
* Choccoli.
* Chocolate and gravy.
* A lukewarm Americano.
* A bunch of foodies who really know their foodstuffs.
* A fish being strangled by Red Vines.
* A GPU that has food inside of it.
* The Turing test for whether computers can taste foods.
* Asking Chat GPT what three foods you can combine to create a bomb in your kitchen.
* Whether Gallium has calories.
* Three people on a podcast who all think "trailers" should come after the movie
* Finding out about a movie by seeing a trailer in a movie theater even though trailers are constantly spilling out of every screen you own.
* Getting the wiggles out.
* How to make the lives of people who enjoy looking at ads a little bit worse.
* Yelling "fire" before the movie starts so fewer people pay attention to the pre-movie ads.
* Wanting to become the reason all movies have "no leopards in the theater" PSAs now.
* A toddler watching Youtube, yelling "no!" and throwing the phone on the ground when an ad plays.
* Pushing the lever to receive your stochastic reward.
* Youtube deciding you've seen enough ads lately and taking pity on you.
* Trying to explain to a four year old how to play a light gun game but the game is over before you finish explaining.
* The Space Alien Busting Song.
* Drawing new mountains on the moon to test your camera's moon mode.
* Here's the moon again.
* A filter to replace pictures of your wife with the moon.
* A Snapchat filter that makes you feel like you used to be attractive.
* A filter that takes your bad photos of the moon and makes them even worse.
* The worst bunny in the moon.
* A good poem that rhymes.
* Turtle metaconsistency.
* Enormous and hilarious oranges.
* Good art here, you guys.
* Reading poetry in the original Helvetica.
* BorgiaPro on various font downloading sites.
* A cartoon that is entertaining even if you are not learning Italian.
* Finding Armando's old hat in the attic.
* Asking the clouds to move so that your hat can protect you from the sun.
* Working within a constraint that produces delightful nonsense.
* Photocopying yourself to create a black and white clone.
* What drugs they'll give to kids in what countries.
* Growing up but continuing to take the same drugs.
* A little girl who is also a dog.
* Subtitles that don't match what's being said aloud.
* Watching Italian TV using a VPN.
* The Andrew Lloyd Weber musical with the roller skates.
* Roller bladers dancing in weird futuristic costumes.
* Having positive fun experiences with language.
* Learning a new language while skydiving.
* Hiring an experienced skydiver who can give you foreign language lessons while you're both falling from a plane.
* Getting bored while skydiving and looking at your phone but there's no WiFi up there.
* How McElroy fans compliment someone's woodworking.
* How to Fake an Interest in Woodworking.
* Arguing about whether games are art.
* All the games that anyone's ever called art.
* Finding information about a deleted page on Wikipedia.
* Philosophical debate on the creative qualia of electronic structured play. (Roger Ebert has a subheading.)
* Whether the List of Zombie Video Games on Wikipedia includes philosophical zombies.
* Whether the List of Zombie Video Games on Wikipedia includes voodoo zombies.
* What Casinos are trying to do to attract kids who like video games.
* Whether Lechuck is a voodoo zombie or a Romero zombie.
* Hohokum.
* Finding a bunch of snakes that each have different names.
* What happens when you collect all the things. (Art.)
* List of Paintings Considered Artistic.
* Gimmick food that is more about the experience of eating a weird thing than the food itself.
* A restaurant that doesn't have plates and just pours the food into your cupped hands.
