Lords:
* Danny
* Kim
Topics:
* Animorphs
* My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me
* Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes
* https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos
* https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799
* CatGPT
* M3gan; technology horror movies
* You don't get points for coins in Super Mario World!
Microtopics
* A video game man.
* The Animorphs train.
* Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences.
* How many books are in the Animorphs series.
* The Visser Chronicles.
* Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool.
* Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining "here's your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it"
* Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion.
* The horror of noses moving around.
* Refusing to read graphic novels because you can't read and look at pictures at the same time.
* Animorphs: Shattered Reality.
* Why boys don't read Animorphs.
* Marco turning into an Andalyte.
* Eating via your hooves.
* F for Furry.
* The canonical source for all sexualities.
* Non-Consensual Dippin' Dots.
* Haunted Headphones.
* How to compliment your partner's flams.
* Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok.
* The dude from Dark with the face.
* Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live.
* 2000 Year Old Head Again??
* Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie.
* This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow.
* A Simple Rhyming Man.
* I Had a Lover's Quarrel with the World.
* A chat bot that only replies with cat memes.
* An extremely asymmetric cat.
* Hiding inside the couch.
* A cat wearing a neckerchief.
* AI dolls in horror movies.
* A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you're on.
* Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh.
* Haunted TikTok.
* Topic Lords M3gan Edition.
* Robot vs. Firmware Updates.
* Robot vs. EULA.
* Horror stories about firmware updates.
* A toilet that screams at you if you're not licensed to shit in it.
* Bathrooms that self clean whether you're still in there or not.
* How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games.
* Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas.
* Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma.
* An email where it's hard to tell who is fucking with whom.
* The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button.
* Curling: the most horny sport.
* The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button.
* Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours.
* The modern experience of being verified on Twitter.
* The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France.
