Lords:
* Chris
* Wacy
Topics:
* Crafting little guys
* Negotiating how to play Zelda together
* Cream of mushroom latte
* ChatGPT wrote a poem about zelda
* Climbing real rocks
Microtopics:
* The Marble Hornets/Slender Man oeuvre.
* Copying and pasting a video.
* Sharing a movie you liked with a friend over IM by copying and pasting the title.
* The turnip in Breath of the Wild.
* Attempting and failing to enjoy wood carving.
* Stabbing the Korok until it is less fuzzy.
* A Snapchat filter that makes it look like you're made of felt.
* Losing your needle-felted Lorax and getting upset.
* Kirby eating Halo.
* Hobbies that double as fidget toys.
* Carving a stick into a squirrel.
* Finding polymer clay out in the woods.
* Naturally-occurring fission reactors.
* Nature with really good graphic design.
* Sharing a Zelda save with your life partner and learning a lot about each other.
* Finding every turnip.
* Learning spoilers at an interesting space.
* The huge thing.
* Target's 30-day return policy.
* What Switch games support local wireless multiplayer.
* Playing halfway through a video game before you figure out the most of the systems.
* Stirring until the lumps go away.
* Kombucha milk.
* An incredibly cheap gas.
* The Sus Engineering DIY carbonation guide.
* Cream of Cow Latte.
* Target getting out the UV light to detect traces of cream of mushroom soup on the espresso machine you're trying to return.
* Frothy oily coffees.
* Inventing a culinary taxonomy in which mushrooms and cheese are both fruit.
* Sweet cheese and savory fruit.
* Sweet cheesus!
* Making a yes or no answer incredibly long.
* Rewriting each paragraph until it ends with a word on a line by itself.
* Rapping about Zelda in 1980s.
* Finding plot holes in this poem about the Legend of Zelda.
* Using video games to ignore that you're on a plane for six hours.
* Horror poems.
* "A Crow Looked at Me" by Mt. Eerie.
* Knowing why someone wrote an album but not why people listen to it.
* Bad Two-Sentence Horror.
* Whether Poe's The Raven counts as horror.
* Businesses named after the thing that the building they're in used to be used for.
* Berkeley Bowl's produce section.
* Climbing a boulder that is not labeled with its difficulty level.
* Difficulty inflation at the climbing gym.
* How rocks are shaped.
* A lump that you pinch with your whole hand.
* Reading about a weird thing in Harry Potter and not knowing if it's weird because it's a magical kingdom or if that's how England does things.
* What camping is like in England.
* Taking a four year old to a parkour gym.
* Being a kid and looking forward to finally growing tall enough to skate on the power lines.
* A table full of rock obstacle courses.
* The standards body that certifies what playground equipment is safe to install.
* Old Enough.
* Achieving the Milk Task.
* Not teaching children cursive.
* Having a name because your mom liked it.
