Lords:
* Danny
* Danny
Topics:
* Most Song Lyrics are redundant
* Perfect fourths and fifths are named wrong
* It's almost summer and that means it's time for Mark Salud's "Forever in Summer"
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_K5DHZlfg
* Who wants to do a smutty poem?? We haven't done one of those
* https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47339/upon-julias-clothes
* Oh yes
* Celebrity Deaths are getting out of control
* ZZT has achievements now
Microtopics:
* Which Danny should go first.
* The Noclip Archive.
* Night Brunch.
* Plugging before demonstrating your plugworthiness.
* Whatever happened to MySpace.
* The gnarliest weirdest thing you can get away with.
* Stop making weird things!
* Feeling passionately about individual words without considering their actual message.
* Writing lyrics by stringing together abstract vowel sounds and then filling in the rest of the word later.
* The native language of rock and roll.
* Prisencolinensinainciusol.
* Irish rap.
* All the ways music is redundant.
* A very inefficient way to communicate factual information.
* The Mentos jingle.
* Spoonman: a famous guy who played the spoons.
* Music's ability to convey ideas that shouldn't be conveyed.
* Teaching kids to love it.
* What's perfect about a perfect fifth.
* Music theory homework that calls it a "perfect unison."
* Lydian to Locrian.
* An extremely popular nostalgic songwriting device.
* Trying to bring up topics out in the wild.
* Even majorer then major.
* What it means to be far from A.
* A thing that happened on Public Access TV in San Diego.
* Keyjazzing.
* Weirdos making weirdo outsider art.
* The tradition of using an Amiga 500 as a musical instrument.
* Watching a musical performance by looking at the back of the performer's head.
* Something to watch.
* Economy of movement.
* Playing drums so as to take up the most possible space.
* The kind of singing that the Rock Band scoring system encourages.
* Pre-singing the note so you're getting points as soon as the note starts.
* Smutty poetry.
* Whether singer songwriters have parentheses.
* The Diamond Fleece.
* Whether liquefaction is a Bay Area word.
* Brave Vibrations.
* What people thought was sexy in the 1600s.
* Talking about a topic because people can hear you.
* The 80s-90s thing of saying "as if"
* America's Whitest City.
* A phrase that Zoomers use to mean that they don't believe what they just said.
* Investigating the Cool S for ten years.
* Finding the Cool S in ancient Sumeria.
* People in Latvia who don't know who Marilyn Manson is but they know he had a rib surgically removed.
* The first celebrity.
* Increasing numbers of celebrities.
* Industrialized celebrity.
* Adopting a future grief machine.
* Practicing grief.
* Several generations of digital fish.
* Trugoy the Dove.
* Disembodied consciousnesses living on a Dyson Sphere simulating Tina Turner's music.
* Downsides of everyone living forever.
* This is a mistake. (Here I go.)
* Pre-dead.
* Questions that will not be answered on this show because they are not topics.
* Fish swimming in the background of someone's Zoom call.
* What a time to not want to be alive!
* Doing squats so you can get out of a chair.
* Maximizing broken limbs while minimizing brain trauma.
* Renaming Potomac Computer Systems to Epic Megagames.
* ZZT: an Epic Game Store exclusive.
* Caverns of Kroz.
* An Amiga platformer sponsored by Chupa-Chups.
* Retro Achievements.
* Modding emulators to add achievements to old games.
* Adding achievements to the Fairchild Channel F.
* Achievements as a ludological device.
* Assigning a point value to all the things your lizard brain needs an extra incentive for.
* Citizen Game.
* A game design trope that can be deployed with taste or not.
