Lords:
* Alex
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSjSkaBRD7k&list=PLBk6-z6v3pDKi3Q-9MeqUfupJswozircH&index=7
* John
Topics:
* That time I spent 4 days fasting in the woods
* Twins! Coming soon! Ahhhhh!
* The Zelda 1 second quest
* https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/806592-now-the-world-has-gone-to-bed-darkness-won-t-engulf
Microtopics:
* Joyful communities.
* Whether discord logs can be subpoenaed.
* Encoding all your mail in ROT13 to keep them safe from the snoops at the NSA.
* Finishing with your DSP design work so your employer sends you into the basement to make cardboard boxes.
* Someone in the early 2000s with a high pitched voice.
* Remembering your grandma's phone number from when you were six but not remembering any phone numbers since then.
* Thinky Puzzle Games.
* An Alan Hazelden thing.
* Tom Brown's Tracker School.
* Going into the woods and sitting in one spot for four days.
* A good, productive, safe time.
* Keeping control of your emotions.
* How to know when to stop.
* Doing a ritual at sunrise.
* Having animal encounters.
* Trees dripping water on you.
* Doing the most boring thing for four days straight so you can never be bored again.
* A really cool thing to do in your twenties.
* Sonic showers screaming at you until you're clean.
* Lacking the experience to understand what's coming for you.
* Going through some shit and loving it.
* What if it all works out?
* The experience of knowing twins.
* Taking advantage of the Groupon for college tuition.
* Hanging your fears on milestones.
* Taking your parental leave consecutively.
* Daycare as a microcosm of communal living.
* Showing people what you're working on.
* Making a living putting your kids on social media until your kids get old enough to express that they don't like it.
* Wearing a shirt saying "I do not consent to be photographed."
* A conversation with a five year old about scrub jays.
* Sharing media with an allowlist.
* Setting permissions on who can see your photos.
* Sharing photos with your family by handing out USB drives.
* A visual novel that is extremely interested in your personal financial information.
* A pen connected to a matrix of hundreds of other pens so you can sign your name hundreds of times at once.
* The Zelda one-second quest.
* Naming yourself Zelda as a shortcut for understanding this topic.
* Naming your character Zelda without understanding the consequences.
* Red bubbles that take your sword away.
* An obvious door that you can walk through.
* Iwata Asks.
* Accidentally using only half the space available.
* Zelda randomizers.
* SMZ3.
* How to make Super Mario World a metroidvania.
* Marvin putting in work.
* Capturing a particular level of snark.
* Reading books in high school that you won't understand until you're 30.
* The California Raisins as the sequel to the Grapes of Wrath.
* The kind of person who works really hard in high school.
* Xanthan gum.
* Trochaic something or other.
* I had a theory about music and then I made all these friends!
