Lords:
* Hallie
* Tyriq
Topics:
* People really like potatoes and I don't get it
* I wear shorts now.
* Why are these ants on my desk?
* The go-getters of predawn gym
* Non feathered dinosaurs in the public imagination
* Esper says: Magic: the Gathering does have feathered dinosaurs as part of its mesoamerican-inspired setting, which look cool as hell. Not all of them are completely covered or anything, but Gishath is a good example of how to make a dinosaur look really intimidating and powerful while still having feathers. https://scryfall.com/card/xln/222/gishath-suns-avatar
* McPop
Microtopics:
* Not counting the Zelda game you made.
* Mashing up the hummus beans.
* Tahini texture.
* Garbanzo merengue.
* Cutting-edge vegan technology.
* Making video games until you learn better.
* The freezer popsicle that's just a tube of flavored water.
* Potato struggle sessions.
* Curly fries versus seasoned curly fries.
* A waste of a hearty food that should last longer.
* Century potatoes.
* Burying a potato in the ground and setting a peat bog on fire.
* Taro chips.
* The bag in the grocery store that says "veggie sticks" and there's a picture of fresh vegetables on the bag but inside it's just potato slurry fried into stick form.
* Anti-shorts positions.
* A tattoo in a conspicuous place.
* Showing up to a game jam in a Voldo harness.
* A tattoo that makes it look like you've been scratching a rash.
* Getting a cool tattoo and starting going to the gym because you want to be worthy of the tattoo.
* A slovenly dude in a fedora getting a sick tattoo of a slovenly dude in a fedora.
* Yakuza style tattoos except it's all video game shit.
* Leaving an olive under your desk.
* What the ants are into lately.
* House Ants.
* Storehouses of finger dust.
* Letting the ants have the olive.
* Mice with an exoskeleton.
* Sitting on a toilet made of ants and instantly becoming one with the ants.
* A bottle of Ginger Ants.
* Extremely tangy abyss.
* What is in my mouth? What is in my bed?
* Rolling a ball of goo over your keyboard.
* Finding some good goo and keeping it to yourself.
* The validity of shipping yourself with things.
* Merging your cats.
* Motivated brothers.
* Waking up at 5:30 to go to the gym.
* Go-gettitude.
* Chronotypes.
* Expressing all the aspirational aspects of yourself.
* The only person flexing in the mirrors.
* Why is this young teen here so early?
* Pretty ripped. (For a child.)
* Giving up on waking up before dawn and becoming the kind of go-getter who gets later things.
* Reconstructing dinosaurs based on what people think they should look like.
* Semi-mythical creatures. (That actually existed.)
* Microraptors that are slightly melty.
* 65, with Adam Driver.
* An interesting concept, executed poorly.
* The Pepsisaur.
* Adam Driver running away from horny dudes crawling around in mocap suits and the test audiences hate it so they CGI in some horny humanoid dinosaurs.
* Having kids and patching ET so the government agents don't have guns and then after your kids grow up, patching ET so they have extra guns.
* Twelve gauge flashlights.
* Lemmings but with babies.
* One of each type of eye.
* Eyes that are so human looking that it kind of fucks you up.
* A reverse The Fly situation.
* McPopHouse.
* The Junta of Tralfaz.
* Picking up a new key and trying it on every locked door you've ever seen.
* Pressing insert to empty your sexual tension meter.
* Back before Microsoft Word owned the .doc extension.
* A hoary pld PD Turbo 3.0 include file circa 1985.
* Sentences from shareware documentation that have been in your head for 30 years.
* BBS Doors.
* Legend of the Red Dragon.
* Reprising your role as Olmec.
