Lords:
* Will
* Chris
Topics:
* Canoes
* Blowing soap bubbles with your hands, making cricket noises, "party tricks"
* nissan.com
* Nothing Is Too Small Not To Be Wondered About, by Mary Oliver
* https://thevalueofsparrows.wordpress.com/2017/05/20/poetry-nothing-is-too-small-not-to-be-wondered-about-by-mary-oliver/
* Would zombies try to hide the fact that they were zombies?
* Magic
Microtopics:
* Soda Drinker Pro for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
* Finding someone to port your game to NES via LinkedIn.
* The Vivian Clark Experience.
* Making certain contortions slightly easier.
* Rock climbing. (Not a topic.)
* The Phantom Lapboard.
* The Only Viable Product. (OVP.)
* What if you could mouse and keyboard on the couch?
* Growing up in a canoe family.
* Paddling vs. rowing.
* Carbon fiber paddles for canoe racing.
* Waterwalker by Bill Mason.
* Your favorite memories of a kayak.
* Waking up in your kayak to see a snapping turtle staring at you.
* Floating up and wiggling all over the place.
* Kayaking to lunch from your office.
* Living in a ski cabin and your office is at the bottom of the mountain.
* Living at a Lagrange point and your office is at the bottom of the zipline.
* Boston Unity Knights.
* Doing a game jam every month for four years.
* Knowing enough people in your field that you no longer need to network.
* Five really worthy zero-hour games.
* Making a therapeutic horror game.
* Going to a terrifying party in an abandoned train tunnel and finding a burned-out police car.
* Questionable poisonous air filled with unknown tunnel organisms.
* Doing mouth stuff in VR.
* Making the soda line up with your mouth.
* The Ferris Bueller water drop noise.
* The thing where you play a blade of grass like a reed instrument.
* Cheek-flapping noises.
* Magic tricks vs. Party Tricks.
* Inhaler magic.
* Twenty levels of spinning pens.
* A different horrible knife game.
* A game about chopping off fingers named "Chop the Finger."
* Shooting arrows in the air while your friend run away.
* The keyboard shortcut for finding someone to port your game to NES.
* A web site where you endorse people as thought leaders.
* Entering the LinkedIn cheat code on Xbox 360.
* Porting your video game to a robotic arm.
* Making it move when you think about it.
* Uzi Nissan v. Nissan Motors.
* It can happen to you or someone you know!
* Picturing conceptual rabbit holes in your head.
* Sylvester Stallone's Mom's web site.
* Sylvester Stallone's mom doing palm readings of your ass.
* All our favorite apps, such as buffalo wings and boneless spare ribs.
* Thinking about a cricket's interiority.
* Putting some nature in your poem.
* Using cricket noises to tell what temperature it is.
* Having the same number of wings you've always had.
* Do any bugs make a plan.
* Leaving "I gave up" pheromones
* Leaving a map of a physical space in the space.
* Sizable ants.
* Fewer scorpions than you'd expect.
* Putting a bug into your awareness.
* Pseudoscorpions hanging out on old stuff.
* Little guys in random places very occasionally.
* Zombies going to Whole Foods.
* Going quiescent until a dude walks by with a tasty-looking scalp.
* Painting a brain on your helmet to fool the zombies.
* A short-hair wig taped to your grandfather's basketball.
* Dropping your scalp like a lizard tail and the zombie shakes your scalp back and forth in its teeth.
* An analyst commissioned by a think tank to write a book explicating how to deal with the zombie apocalypse.
* Sound Reading Trainer.
* Having a bunch of magic props that you never show anyone how to use.
* The casino OJ got arrested at.
* Tommy Wonder.
* Reviewing a product on YouTube without ever showing it or saying what it does.
* How stage hypnosis works.
