Lords:
* Cort
* https://a.co/d/iRrEZcy
* Elena
Topics:
* My due date is literally tomorrow
* Dogme 95 for web development
* Visits from the neighborhood cats
* Potato, by Jane Kenyon
* https://poets.org/poem/potato-0
* Cooperative board games are hard to design
* Space themed coop trick-taking card game: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/284083/crew-quest-planet-nine
* Building a conlang generator from the phonology up
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonorityhierarchy
* Linear algebra cursed conlang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze5ie_ryTk
Microtopics:
* The Be Real App.
* Posting your mortifying skin condition for all the internet to see.
* Being born.
* The Dance Dance Revolution song "20,November," by Earth Wind and Fire.
* PiCoSteveMo.
* Tossing around hastily drawn concept art with your team.
* Being born, again.
* Having a kid for someone else.
* Eating cigarettes off of the sidewalk.
* A grab bag of thousands of possible pregnancy symptoms.
* Literacy as a symptom of pregnancy.
* A visceral reminder that you are part of a long chain of humans.
* Which came first, humans or birth?
* The comfort of the humans who are still around having individual experiences even after you die.
* Tips n Tricks for dealing with fear of death.
* Inviting dead people onto the show.
* Asking for more pro-death art so you can feel better about death.
* Pro-life, in the literal sense.
* Flowers and mushrooms growing up through the bones.
* Returning to the universe to nurture it.
* Dumb Ways to Die.
* Sum: 40 Tales from the Afterlives.
* Thought experiments about something weird that could happen.
* The Egg by Andy Weir.
* Covering birth and death in the same topic.
* Looking at photos of yourself from five years ago and thinking "oh shit!"
* I am choosing to no longer have conscious experience, mom. You wouldn't understand, mom.
* Swedish with a mouthful of potatoes.
* Dogme 95.
* Enpoopification.
* A protocol for exchanging information on a computer.
* Rewinding to a kinder, simpler web.
* Avoiding all this gestures at the world
* New rule: no web servers more powerful than a Raspberry Pi.
* The cool thing that was on the web in the mid-90s.
* Making art and putting it on the internet and getting a fan base.
* The teenage gamer comic series making a comic about prostate exams.
* Sharding the internet.
* El Goonish Shive.
* Anime hammers that you do when someone is being a pervert.
* Coming to personal revelations regarding your neurodivergence or gender situation.
* How to be a successful artist.
* Not knowing if your favorite webcomic had ads because you use an adblocker.
* Working at your parents animation studio as an inbetweener.
* Merging your cats into one cat.
* Neighborhood coyotes.
* Cats beyond the reach of fear.
* Window-peering Jim: he's just checking out your remodel.
* Putting a GoPro on your neighbor's cat and livestreaming the inside of their house.
* Cats with amazing life stories that they'll never tell you.
* The consort of coffee grounds.
* Making shepherd's pie for an entire hamlet.
* A possibly accidental double line break.
* A line break corresponding to a conceptual boundary.
* The Story of Mel: a Real Programmer.
* Adding left angle brackets to the start of every line until word wrap makes it a poem.
* Blackout poetry.
* Pumping gas as an element of Cottagecore.
* A hamlet is just a city in New Jersey.
* The fireworks on your forehead game.
* A game where everyone stops talking.
* The Yelling Game.
* A dedicated period of yelling.
* Space-themed trick taking games.
* The Spaceteam card game.
* Coming up with a set of place names that sound like they're from the same culture.
* Assigning syllable groups to a morpheme.
* Asking Claude.
* Interpolating the obvious things.
* The Sonority Hierarchy.
* A gradient from less vowel-like to more vowel-like.
* Cursed Conlangs.
* Generating syllables and mushing them together.
