Lords:
* Mitch
* https://janmisali.tumblr.com/
* https://www.seximal.net/
* Andrew
* https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/
Topics:
* Super Mario Bros. Wonder is the first mainline 2D Mario game since... (how many Super Mario games are there? update)
* Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejJ6PzPtEw
* New survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScsj0Yibs4rJjHWjIRVb3wwHsgVS64qYOAoUWqRwrXEfgVeag/viewform
* Owning the domain emailfordogs.com for some reason
* When I took my driver's test, a kid ran out onto the road in front of me, I braked, and the proctor made a check mark on his forms.
* Love in the Age of Google by Brian Bilston
* https://brianbilston.com/2018/08/
* The Burrito Run (a form of physical exercise)
* The WarioWare series has become increasingly story-driven in every game since WarioWare: Snapped! (DSi, 2008)
Microtopics:
* Your names.
* Jokes that have or have not been done.
* The real Jim Stormdancer. (On my birth certificate.)
* A game which has no sequels.
* Pizza Panda dot Pizza.
* Cultivating an audience who loves clicking links.
* A polling feature that is great for polling people.
* Why not use one thing? Just have one place where you post everything.
* How to make your audience stop clicking links.
* 358 games that might or might not be Super Mario games.
* A game called Super Mario Bros. Something.
* All the different years there hasn't been a new Super Mario game since.
* A controversy, but not one people care about.
* New guy just dropped: guy who gets in arguments about whether New Super Mario Bros. 2 is a mainline Super Mario game.
* Super Mario Bros. and Friends: When I Grow Up.
* Super Mario and his friends discussing what career paths they might take.
* Looking at all these MS-DOS colors.
* Brian A. Rice, Inc.: it's just a guy!
* Mario games for MS-DOS.
* A Mario fan theory that has been disproven extremely recently.
* Princess Peach and Princess Daisy having a conversation about something other than a man.
* The description of Daisy in Smash Ultimate trying to come up with convincing reasons why Peach and Daisy are different people.
* New Super Mario Bros. Mii.
* Super Mariologists studying Super Mariology.
* Super Mario Bros. Special.
* A smeary snapshot of your mind.
* A Mario game that was extremely expensive to make.
* Working on a game until it's ready.
* If you like Mario games, then it's one of them. If you don't then it's not.
* Super Mario Bros. Tudor.
* Super Mario Bros. Oneder.
* Getting email for dogs at emailfordogs.com.
* A hobby you used to be able to have.
* Enough people making up fake emails for their dogs that some them send email to your fake dog email domain name.
* Rip the old spacejam.com.
* Space Jam: a New Legacy.
* Reusing apacejam.com to capture all the people clicking on novelty domain names that redirect to spacejam.com.
* A very small scale conspiracy, between one driver's test examiner and one child.
* Being too flustered to deliberately fail your test.
* A checkbox on the DMV test labeled "did not assassinate my arch rival, whom I now owe five dollars."
* Back in my day kids actually Crossied the Road.
* A smoke made with the fume of sighs.
* A poem that scans as a poem.
* A million monkeys using a million trackers.
* One extremely busy monkey using a million trackers.
* A new form of physical exercise.
* Terraforming the hill to make your exercise routine more effective.
* Copylefted exercise routines.
* There are very few perfect things in life but this is the perfect exercise routine.
* Dogs who are like dogs.
* Dog theory.
* What's more habitual than eating lunch?
* Mathematical proof that all horses are the same color. (Except for the horse of a different color.)
* Booger joke fart joke silly game.
* A history of storytelling in the Wario Ware series.
* Wario's hiring process.
* A thing that happens after Wario puts a toilet on his head.
* Why the latest Wario Ware game has microgames in it.
* The Wario Ware employee who joined the company because he was such a big fan of previous games in the series.
* Nintendo games that implicitly support unionization and fan-fiction.
* The man who was too many Marios.
* Hearing Wario speak in full sentences.
* A thing that is nothing to write home about but writing home about it anyways.
