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Lords:
* Maxx
* Nick
Topics:
* Puzzmo
* I'm worried about my tableware rotation strategy
* Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennigaldi-Nanna's_museum
* It Was A Coffin That Sang, by Olena Davis
* https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/xBLG36yN.png
Microtopics:
* Instead of giving someone a business card, stamping your information on them so they have to call you before they take a shower.
* Where's George?
* George isn't here. George was never here.
* Canadians looking forward to when they can walk around with King Charles' face in their pocket.
* Giving the barista a coupla chucks for a cup of coffee.
* Money with RadarSat on it.
* inaturalist dot org.
* Taking a photo of a weird plant with a weird seed pod.
* The fantasy of collecting information.
* The game where you try to name every street in San Francisco.
* Running all the streets in your city over the course of a decade.
* Games Genie.
* Lexicographic Ordering and Time Travel.
* A sanctioned topic. (It's on the list.)
* Wario Ware presenting you with a full sized crossword and giving you six seconds to solve it.
* A fun little histogram.
* Finally implementing the letter T.
* Doing the crossword on paper and making your daughter enter your answers into the app.
* Will Shortz coming out of his orb to carry out a hit on a competing puzzle.
* Fugue Orbs.
* Comparing the interface design of Connections and Red Herring.
* Things Relating to Wonder Woman.
* Extremely well SEO'd pestilences.
* Arranging your dinner plates in a stack vs. in a queue.
* Using all your plates evenly so they all break at the same time.
* Rotating the Stock.
* The dangers of Low-Sodium Perpetual Stew.
* Default plates from the food service factory.
* Airplane boarding algorithms and how to convince everyone in the terminal to follow yours.
* Plates that are made for using.
* A whole Jefferson, in your Republic dollars.
* The urge to queue.
* Lanesplitting your backpack.
* History: it's a lot older than we think
* Ancient cash registers.
* Pranksters organizing the topic bucket.
* How many museums deep are we?
* The human wife.
* Efficient.. Successful. Human.
* Top five lists of your life.
* How small a flavoring agent has to be to be considered a spice.
* A twelve foot tall statue of either Zeus or Poseidon.
* Myth- and Nationhood- Making.
* A museum where you can feel wood cut with various tools.
* Hearing about a cool metalworking museum but fixating on how the bathroom works.
* Cool Bathroom Ghost.
* The toilet commenting on your performance.
* Piping bookshop noises into your bathroom.
* Robert Stack's Solved Mysteries.
* Being sad and trying to have a good sadness.
* Michael Brough talking about his design process.
* Fun exercise vs. shitty boring exercise.
* What to do about the world ending.
* Driving in circles around the McDonald's drive-thru ordering more and more coffee until they catch on.
* Telling a joke on Twitter and an archaeologist getting it 1000 years from now.
* The world's oldest joke.
* A fart joke from 1900 BCE.
* Reconstructive historical linguistics.
* The linguistics of swearing and taboo.
* Eater of bees.
* Top five stanzas.