Lords:
* Jay
* Jenni
* https://youtube.com/@kiwami-japan?si=z03WRlRnur883JkN
Topics:
* The dying art of learning a skill on a message board, such as pixel art or having long hair
* The Baldur's Gate 3 butthole chart
* https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/16dlml1/beholdthechartevermade/
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8
* Is giving people ideas helpful?
* https://itch.io/jam/picostevemo
* James asks "Why is configuring the thing more enjoyable than using the thing?"
* I read one time that the way you know if you live urbanly or rurally is if you live in the city you know a place and if you live in the country you have a guy
Microtopics:
* Three people with social anxiety.
* Your left ear not working at the post office.
* 80 people in a post office screaming at each other.
* Keeping your broken item and just buying another because you don't want to go to the post office.
* Naming your band after a way to transmit audio.
* I'm good that they're exist.
* Getting your New Year's Resolution off of the Mastodon Tooter.
* Finding a kid at Applebee's to sit next to.
* Forming a seal on your face when there's hair.
* A hip burger or hot dog joint hanging a sign saying "Take it to Squirts-Town" over their condiment counter.
* An app to track how much emotional load you've dumped on each friend recently.
* Preparing to hold space for your feelings.
* Going outside and banging on pots and pans at midnight.
* Getting really into Casey Kasem's Rockin' New Year.
* Getting twelve grapes and trying to eat a grape on every bong of the clock.
* How far apart are the bongs?
* Whack it for a huge dong!
* The second message board you signed up for. (After The Sims.)
* Entirely abandoning the idea of drawing with your hands.
* The Three Tile Rule.
* New Year, New Wife!
* Being approached in a Trader Joe's by a guy who runs a message board for men with long hair.
* How to find people to follow on Cohost.
* Searching for a technical issue on the internet and finding a post on a message board asking your question and the answer is to "google it."
* Message boards about tying knots.
* A ghost giving you a hug.
* Shadebobs and searching on Youtube for shadebobs.
* Shadebob Squarepixels.
* Turn-based speed runs.
* Oxygenarian runs.
* Starting with meat. Ending with meat.
* Whether it's okay to do a Butthole Chart for people who are still alive.
* The Shade of the Butthole.
* Special people with hairy buttholes.
* When God asks you to bring him 50 buttholes, what body parts he'll accept as the butthole.
* Butthole purism.
* Personality traits that correspond with butthole traits in popular culture.
* What to do if you don't like the shade or the smell of your butthole.
* Going on T because you want a hairier butthole.
* Whether billionaires are real people.
* The Butthole of Dorian Gray.
* Hiring a person to take care of your butthole situation.
* Making eye contact with the guy who cleans Jeff Bezos's butthole but you can't stop and help, you have to catch your train.
* PiCoSteveMo outcomes.
* Self-driving taxis paving the entire planet.
* Suggesting ideas as a way to make sure nobody will implement those ideas.
* Receiving a new CD for Christmas in the post-Napster era.
* What we can still use as stocking stuffers now that CDs and DVDs don't make sense any more.
* Your life partner going through a Brandon Sanderson phase and giving you a huge Brandon Sanderson book to read.
* What you call the plug that goes into a plug.
* Getting paid to learn to solder.
* Deliberately introducing mpeg artifacts into a video stream.
* How to troubleshoot a motherboard now that they don't beep any more.
* How many Intels they're up to now.
* A memory of fun that you can't go back to.
* Awful Fantasy.
* Putting a foul-mouthed rom hack on your SNES Classic and then forgetting that happened when you give it away to your friends' kids.
* Imagining how great a product is going to be while you're buying the product.
* Asking for a toy for Christmas even though you know you'll never make time for it.
* Going to a friend's house and seeing a bajillion guitar pedals that you can't afford.
* Giving your guitar pedals away to someone who'll actually use them rather than just reselling them.
* Hanging out with the kind of person who's playing Rock Band in 2023.
* The only generation that learned how to use computers.
* Worrying that the five year old computer geniuses are going to hack your foot so you can't walk.
* Living in New Holstein Wisconsin and needing psychic healing.
* Living in the city and having a place you go to for hot dogs vs. living in the country and having a guy you call for hot dogs and he comes to your house with a suitcase full of hot dogs and a USB-C grill.
* Moving to the country so you can hang out of the hot dog guy.
* A place that's not even really a place because you can't catch Pokemon there.
* Two Guys and a Place.
* Bringing independent gas stations their coffee.
* Yacht Man Cologne.
* Stuff You're Not Allowed To Eat dot com.
* Arguing with GPT-4 until it agrees that your Garfield dating sim idea is ethical.
* Putting on your face shoes.
* This Is Cake Bread!
* Tholen vs. Tholen.
