Lords:
* Abby
* https://abbydenton.podbean.com/
* Michael
* https://www.tinybarbarian.com/
* https://dawnoftimecomics.com/
Topics:
* That moment when the podcast ads don't play
* Lobsang Rampa
* I had a dream where I needed to recolor my teeth. Why don't video game character creators support this?
* "I've Been Writing You A Poem," by Abby Denton
* Cats you can ride, pre-He Man
Microtopics:
* Cyber Cafe.
* Tiny Barbarian DX.
* An exciting new way to give me money.
* The gamut of barbarian sizes.
* Learning the power of chat from Alan Partridge.
* A podcast deciding that you're not worth advertising to.
* Launching into the jokes and the fiending.
* 99% Inaudible.
* Elvira's lawful good rival.
* Sugarhill Oiljack.
* Roundtree's fruit pastilles.
* A more colorful playful treat time.
* The comic book guy sizing you up and stapling appropriate ads into the comic you're buying.
* Finding out a lot of very interesting information about Texas Railroad Commissioner and forgetting it all immediately.
* Page after page of ads and then a back cover.
* A hardcore Bush-era ad explaining that Klonoa's gonna kill your mom.
* Two Dollar Groos.
* Writing a fan letter to the guy who letters Groo the Wanderer.
* Groo ASMR on GrooTube.
* A man in the 50s. (And the 60s.)
* A plumber from London who found success writing books about Tibetan mysticism.
* What English sounds like to an Italian speaker.
* Prisencolinescionalciusol.
* Lobsang Rampa getting an extra bump from people misspelling Danganronpa.
* Painting your teeth mother of pearl.
* The Xbox 360s mii knockoffs.
* Breath of the Wild's NPC faces.
* Mr. Potato Head Plug and Play Mouth.
* Mainly a tooth-oriented game.
* Dentists wearing a back sack over their head.
* How dentures happen.
* Insulin price caps.
* Explaining to the nice lady who works at the grocery store that the company she works for is monstrous.
* Trashy people in all walks of life.
* Why shouldn't I be able to give Bayonetta missing teeth?
* Post-hoc nightmares where they only upset you after you wake up.
* The bladder comes to me, I don't go to the bladder.
* Changing the scansion on the fly.
* Writing a poem for a relative who won't appreciate it.
* Whether children only like 3D animation now.
* Whether it's cheaper to do 3D or 2D animation.
* Wanting to play with the person you see even though they can't step out of the phone.
* People who love being perceived.
* This poem's threen.
* Vamping about an ambiguous number because of diabetes.
* Feeling shaky even though you are not shaking.
* Fat cats in Washington and what they're sitting on.
* Two people in the universe with perfectly incompatible needs.
* The only member of your family who didn't go into the hard sciences.
* The giant cats in Tom and Jerry going their weird shifting their muscles walk.
* A mockery of a crown.
* There he is; the poopy man.
* Thinking of a man riding on a cat.
* The Lure of the Basilisk.
* The Gandalara Cycle.
* Teleport vs. New Body.
* A big cat-riding opportunity.
* Riding around on a cat made of pure vinyl.
* How did Cringer get like that, Prince Adam?
* Little jokes you do with your partner.
* Wingor, Trunkor and Unkor.
* She-Ra taking it back from the boys.
