Lords:
* Chris
* Esper
Topics:
* Geocaching
* The Miyoo Mini and other handheld emulation consoles
* I still think I could've made it as a highly paid Super Mario Bros. 35 coach. I should've gone for it.
* There's Not a Person Alive by David Donihue
* https://medium.com/@daviddonihue/theres-not-a-person-alive-poem-by-david-n-donihue-a1fcd714cc99
* The strange semiparasocial relationship between a podcast editor and the people on the podcast
* Struggling to relearn high school Spanish
Microtopics:
* The editor of a podcast.
* The #1 podcast for topic fans.
* Chopping at some audio until it becomes a podcast.
* Editing a recording into a podcast that's nothing but ums, mouth smacking noises and uncomfortable silence.
* Zoom dynamically sensing when you're saying something dumb or boring and muting you.
* Saying yes with the Sonic ring noise and no with the Sonic taking damage noise.
* A cozy pleasant show full of fun facts.
* Prepping for a paradigm.
* How to put audio on film.
* Going on a web forum and receiving a quest to find a magnetic box stuck underneath a metal staircase.
* Geocaching on the Moon.
* Geocaching vs. Geohashing.
* A French pun for your board game night that nobody can remember because it's in French.
* c:geo.
* Finding a geocache by climbing a tree and pulling a paperclip attached to a fake piece of bark.
* What to do if you're the one who picks up a travel bug.
* Fake bolts where the center unscrews and it's hollow inside.
* Developing a sense for when a geocache is nearby and always being wrong.
* Miyoo Mini Plus.
* Custom firmware that fixes your terrible handheld game system.
* The Dream of the Playdate.
* The Anbernic R something something letters numbers.
* C-ctrl.
* Going back to the Tekken 3 well.
* A video game bar in Japan that only has Americans in it.
* A very reasonable number of video games to flip through.
* Emulators with daily runs.
* Multi Bowl.
* A game that legally can not exist.
* Johann Sebastian Joust and its meta.
* Getting one point in Rampage.
* Advice that can literally no longer be helpful for anybody.
* How to be an effective Goomba.
* Looking at Jim's win/loss ratio and being inspired.
* As Garfield said, "nothing good can stay."
* A stainless soul lying inspired.
* Bad experiences shared by every human.
* A very smooth-brained day
* Rampant poetry plagiarism on TikTok.
* A food ASMR video where someone is repeatedly stabbing chicken with a fork.
* Videos of hamsters running in wheels while listening to Dragula by Rob Zombie.
* Whether the fish enjoys playing Pokemon.
* A sweet 16 bracket of Best Kinds of Shark.
* Rerecording the Topic Lords jingle with a swarm of bees.
* The qualifications required for the person who designs electric car backing up noises.
* Which apps to use to help you remember Spanish.
* Speedrunning High School Spanish.
* Learning Japanese from anime.
* A 24/7 Livestream of digital cats lying around the house.
* Hallucinating new languages around the house.
* 52 Pickup with Gita Jackson and Alex Jaffee, about the most important comic book series of this century.
