Lords:
* Megan
* Lexi
Topics:
* Erik Satie's performance indications
* https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=4497
* Instant food from other cultures (why isn't everyone eating maggi noodles??)
* Seasonal decorations
* Delhi Metro
* https://docs.google.com/document/d/17k75ftxEn2xR-tJkLSV4H8st5BFAxPNxE3BNCXDI6Go/edit
* Becoming Immortal by being predictable
* Living in different climates (e.g. my experiences with the harsh winters of Chicago vs sweltering Austin TX summers)
Microtopics:
* Music implementation for The Lamplighters League.
* Watching a streamer play games and asking them for a turn at the controls.
* How to pronounce "Erik Satie."
* How to pronounce "Gymnopedies."
* Finding 100 umbrellas in your dead friend's apartment.
* A list of Satie's performance indications.
* Grandly forgetting the present.
* With your bones dry and distant.
* Playing music with your forehead.
* Doing something to a piano.
* Your boss sending a memo asking you to work with a shy piety.
* Pizzicato vs. Bartok pizzicato.
* Adding the hamburger so it's not just Helper.
* What instant foods are missing from your food vocabulary.
* Adding heavy cream to ramen broth.
* Getting an apron so you can have a little costume when you cook.
* Realizing that when you wear the apron you don't get food on your shirt.
* A big bib for Big Jim.
* Normalizing scoop bibs.
* Kraft Dinner.
* Halal certified instant stir fry noodles.
* Ramen in a cup or ramen where you provide your own container.
* Insurance Mac.
* Canned cheeseburgers.
* A boring house with nothing on it.
* Movable feasts.
* Keeping those 12-foot skeletons in your yard and decorating it seasonally.
* The beetles that clean bones for you.
* Recreational Explosives Day.
* A Zachtronics programming puzzle for every holiday.
* A movable feast where you don't eat.
* Decorating your house to celebrate Toyotathon.
* Falling for strangers and their blue hair.
* A poem that is long if you read it but short if you recite it.
* Taking public transit as an act of defiance.
* A gift that is impossible to give yourself on purpose.
* Inventing a shower proof phone so nobody ever has shower thoughts again.
* Putting your phone in a Ziploc bag and watching movies underwater.
* Sitting down at your computer and getting stuck.
* Hacking your executive function by adding friction in the right places.
* Whether Wellbutrin gives everyone tinnitus or just you.
* Death hacks for staying mentally connected to your dead relatives.
* A service that puts your podcast on vinyl.
* Using CRISPR to infect the cockroach population with 229 episodes of Topic Lords.
* Moving to a land where your snot doesn't freeze.
* Not trusting your own weather opinions.
* Surprising yourself by enjoying seasons.
* Driving in icy conditions.
* Standing under the heated lamps like a lizard.
* Waiting for the bus in the dark.
* Learning to drive after you move to a city with public transit.
* Not driving with kids.
* Getting rid of all the bots.
* Sgt. Pepper Bot.
