Lords:
* Jeff
* http://dopeassvideogames.com/
* Tyriq
* https://fourbitfriday.itch.io/
Topics:
* The shame of not remembering any good jokes for kids and having to write jokes on the spot for impatient children
* What's your favorite genre to consume that you have no interest in making (or think you'd suck at?)
* High Sidin'
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5INAxH1HD7s
* Poetry
* https://poets.org/poem/poetry
* Every mammal has a fish
Microtopics:
* Line of sight for the fog of war.
* Plugging unplugging.
* How to keep looking at TikTok when your phone is destroyed.
* Telling your kid that Youtube broke.
* Youtube videos that teach your child how to give a thumbs up.
* Having more kids because it pays for itself.
* Why did the princess have no dresses?
* Explaining to a four year old about the $20 Sack Pyramid.
* Weaning yourself off of saying /s by saying "wocka wocka" instead.
* Teaching your kids better standards for comedy.
* Snow White did this and then Belle was there and Ariel was there with her human legs.
* The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but for making pie.
* Looking up knock knock jokes online.
* Your kid finding your secret hoard of popsicle sticks and realizing you didn't just make all those jokes up from your head.
* Things you want to have made but don't want to make
* Trying to surprise yourself with your own level design.
* Wallowing in the stuckness.
* Whether game developers know when they're making a bad game.
* Playtesting the shit out of a game because you enjoy playtesting so much.
* Questionable hip hop.
* Thrashy hyperpop.
* Full-time access to a green screen and what it does to your head.
* Comedy FMV games.
* Making a career out of making bad art except it's funny and having to live with yourself.
* Approachable game projects.
* Pivoting from making an action RPG to making a Vampire Survivors clone in the space of a weekend.
* Making a bunch of efforts and they're all terrible.
* Whispering into a distortion pedal.
* Putting your vocals through a bunch of effects pedals because your lyrics are terrible.
* Enjoying an art creation process until you get too self conscious and ruin it.
* Wallowing in the stuckness.
* Making art and never showing it to anybody.
* A twin stick shooter that's just for me.
* Game Heads.
* Onlookers getting hyphy.
* "Side Show" by 415.
* Back when Oakland was in the 415 area code.
* Turning tight ones.
* Turning brodies in an intersection while commuters look at your 15-inch subwoofers.
* Rogue car events.
* Game: the Games and Music Experience.
* A lowrider with the entirely wrong number of switches.
* Whether Boots Riley and Too Short still live in Oakland.
* Aspirational trailer music choices.
* Car Stealth: drive around a corner and hide.
* Missing Rock Band but not missing it enough to install Fortnite.
* Initiating taunts in Fortnite by strumming the guitar controller.
* The immovable critic twinkling his skin.
* Imaginary gardens with real toads in them.
* Poetry with a diss track vibe to it.
* Good going, dumbass, you got into poetry.
* Whether poetry should rhyme.
* Discriminating against business documents.
* Putting a poem on genius.com and adding a "wocka wocka" annotation after every joke.
* Spending an hour searching for animal names followed by "fish"
* Which fish have the thickest bones?
* Buffalo Fish Wings.
* A fish that is way too big and shaped like the letter D.
* Is Beyonce a Nicki Minaj friends??
* Grandma's big bowl of worsties.
* Energy drinks that make you want to disassemble a clock radio.
* Drinking C4.
* The guy you know who always has at least three Red Bulls on him at all times.
* Bringing home a one-of-a-kind Monet even though you know your roommate is a Monet fiend and will eat it immediately.
* The Master P of devouring Kit Kats.
* The Queen of Bites and Sips.
* Your duty to eat snacks before they go bad.
* Eating one marshmallow right now.
* The shitposty garbage that made Twitter fun.
* Here's some pants pooping jokes, wocka wocka.
