Lords:
* Abi
* https://shielddoespixels.itch.io/
* Eva
* https://eslee.bandcamp.com/
* https://eslee.itch.io/
* https://eslee.dev/portfolio/
Topics:
* Will 2024 be the year of Snoopy girls?
* https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/will-2024-be-the-year-of-snoopy-girls
* https://www.deviantart.com/shenki/art/Human-Snoopy-393886831
* Are living fossils inherently better creatures or just really lucky?
* Helious
* https://www.mobygames.com/game/12740/helious/
* https://toot.cat/@smp
* Certain Women
* https://www.hazeljaneplante.com/songbook
* Emulators are finally available for iOS, which is exciting until you realize you have to play Mario 64 with a touchscreen
* Miko asks: "Public Universal Friend"
Microtopics:
* Working through mental struggles in the form of Zelda dungeons.
* Donating to Red Cross for Snoopy Merch.
* Snoopy's place in the cultural zeitgeist.
* Transcending Peanuts.
* Who doesn't want a fun bird friend?
* Crocheting and knitting making a major comeback.
* Every year is the year of Linux on the Desktop.
* Influencers wearing a Snoopy merch.
* NASA sending Snoopy to the Moon.
* Giving your merch to NASA for free but charging the shit out of movie makers trying to make documentaries or authentic space movies.
* Animals that are already so good they didn't need to keep evolving.
* Leaving bacteria off your list because you couldn't even see them.
* A little blobby thing.
* Scientists trying to write for the general public.
* Naming an organism after the concept of having three eyes when it only has two eyes.
* Having two good eyes but evolving a third shitty eye just to annoy people.
* Running executables of completely unknown provenance.
* A game that was plausibly created by aliens if you haven't played very many interesting games.
* Making up an incredible back story for your game to explain why you have no idea why colors work.
* Good Wild Combo vs. Unused Insurance Bonus.
* Looking up the artist of a work you loved in the 90s and they're still out there tooting.
* Wizened game developers posting on social media about their farm animals.
* Designing interfaces for the phone.
* Finding out that a person made a work you loved and preferring to have imagined it came from space.
* Striving to be a cozy follow.
* Retweeting a thing that does not make people angry.
* Putting the poise in poison.
* Inherently terrifying bodies of water.
* A big fish that's touching you now.
* A level of repetition that is bordering on too much.
* Songs of Love, Death and Pleasure.
* Deliberately blurring the line between poems and songs.
* The Emulators-on-iOS era.
* Kirby Canvas Curse.
* Playing Super Mario Land on a TI-84 calculator.
* What old Nintendo games work well on an iPhone.
* The EU repeatedly forcing Apple to get its shit together.
* One- and two-thumbed smartphones.
* The Society of Universal Friends.
* The thought process that led to the creation of Human Snoopy.
* The Cat Snoopy phenomenon.
* Snoopy as a Psychonauts character.
* Snoopy enjoying a pile of human femurs.
* The Notorious PUF.
* Someone who was interesting enough to enter the historical record.
* An attempt to seize the Friend and carry them off in an oxcart.
* The distinction between abstinence and celibacy, and whether it exists now or in the 19th century.
* The Mouth of the Lord.
* Naming yourself after a branch of the government.
* DMing people on Discord.
