Lords:
* Jenni
* Tyriq
Topics:
* That mayochup and kranch
* Barry Topping
* Magic Shell
* Hot Sauce by Just James
* https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/hotsauce889972
* Video games where you put toppings on things
* The temptation of bad ice cream toppings
Microtopics:
* The game where you go into your uncle's nipple and find a tiny heart.
* Isles of Sea and Sky.
* A block pushy game.
* Toppings that are just recombinations of existing toppings.
* Switching sriracha brands for labor relations reasons.
* Combining all the soda flavors because you're an iconoclast and suffering because the flavor is worse but it's worth it.
* Getting a squeeze bottle so you can drizzle sauces like on TV.
* Getting pre-ruined peanut butters so you don't need to worry about ruining it any further.
* Buying peanut butter because you no longer live with someone who is allergic to nuts.
* Intrusive and non-intrusive seeds.
* Condiment combinations sticking in your head for decades.
* Ketchup and something that's kind of like a thing you might know but might not.
* Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers.
* Harmless Coconut Water.
* Cranch: ranch dressing that that comes out of the can in a wobbly cylinder like cranberry sauce.
* Barry Hilary Valentine Topping.
* Paradise Killer.
* Walking into court sipping your Starbucks latte.
* Hopping around a beach and looking at a vaporwave pyramid.
* Collecting skate tapes, just like Mario does.
* Bails hurt scores, Mario!
* Street Uni X.
* The Tony Hawk soundtrack except slightly more a Lilith Fair.
* Enjoying a bad N64 camera enough for the two of us.
* The thing you squirt onto your ice cream.
* Making your own counterfeit Kranch at home in a bottle with Kranch written on it in crayon.
* The Cheese Remains Saucy.
* Getting a boba tea for $17 outside of LA.
* Taking the very worst bite out of your mother in law's ice cream cone.
* Working out your jaw muscles until you can eat the entire ice cream cone in one bite.
* Eating 16 pints of ice cream in six minutes.
* Screaming at ice cream until it teleports into your belly.
* Admonishing your readers that hot sauce would not make a good wife.
* Stealing the pelt of a selkie but she always wants to go back to the ocean.
* Selkie for a wife vs. ice cream for a wife.
* ASMRtistry.
* Spices of life.
* Using a food metaphor to describe the metaphorical nature to food.
* Three pop songs that compare women to food.
* A topic that is floating around in the the collective unconscious.
* Sriracha sorbet.
* A flight of tea-flavored ice creams.
* Sentient hot sauce putting itself on things you don't usually put hot sauce on.
* Salamander County Public Television.
* A Wario Ware that's a little bit QWOP.
* The Pancake/Burger/Bacon trilogy.
* An interactive thing where you put food into space.
* The American Portion Gun.
* Put things on things.
* Video games with hamburger building elements.
* A fast food simulator where you solve all the horror game problems that you're in.
* Whether board games count as video games since you can see them.
* Vidus Gamus.
* Livin' la Video Game Loca.
* Learning how to recover from mistakes.
* Putting an entire Snickers bar in your cup of Sriracha and the clerk just shakes his head.
* Asking the froyo guy to arrange the gummy worms "artfully. Like how I would if I could reach in there nyself. In fact why do I need to order, just give me the froyo that I want!"
* All the Mistake Blizzards you can eat.
* Nerds Butterfinger Mistake Blizzard.
* Putting barbecue sauce on vanilla ice cream because you're out or chocolate sauce.
* What's your favorite cheese to put on Pop-Tarts?
* The Ambies for Excellence in Audio.
* How to make more of the red liquid they found in the black sarcophagus.
