Lords:
* Ryan
* https://www.instagram.com/ryanikeaudio/
* Alicia
Topics:
* How do I ask people what they're into without sounding like a pervert?
* Arctic Expeditions and the stupid beauty of man's hubris
* Asterix Park
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Astérix
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3Yr80lPOY
* I Won't Call You Pretty, by L.E. Bowman
* https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/tghmy9KF.png
* I sent this poem to my wife and she immediately responded by writing one addressed to me that was just as good, so, that's the person I married.
Microtopics:
* How to work as a freelance creative without burning yourself out.
* The me who comes up if you google me.
* The black egg who knows all.
* A huge egg with a second smaller egg in it.
* The chickens who got no credit for inventing the Matrioshka doll.
* Pluto: still a planet, because a dwarf planet is a kind of planet.
* Team Moon.
* Ancient Occult Magicks that you can check out from the library.
* Giving up on the fairy smut everyone is recommending because it isn't smutty enough.
* The air I just breathed.
* One of my Top 5 Zeldas.
* How many goes you get at being alive.
* Luring Moongrum into the rolling boulder trap.
* Bracing to hear about some online stuff.
* Conference season in the game industry.
* Meeting someone at a conference and asking them a question that Black Philip would ask.
* How to Unfuck your Sales.
* Content you Enjoyed.
* Who are the coolest hangs in game dev?
* Working with people you know and trust.
* The Pervert's Mound.
* Imagine if I was cool.
* Wearing a sandwich board with the word "MONOGAMY" on it so the woman you're talking to knows you're not hitting on her.
* Refusing to answer random innocuous questions so that it's not a tacit admission of guilt when you refuse to discuss an accusation.
* Birthday bookshop tours.
* Climbing as an act of disrespect to the mountain.
* The HMS Terror and the HMS Erebus.
* Peak British Colonialism.
* Ignoring the locals' advice about what parts of animals to eat.
* Sledging around your silverware.
* Getting lead poisoning from the canned food you brought with you to find the Northwest Passage.
* A cool pantsless mummy.
* Paradoxical Undressing.
* Having a hard time climbing Mount Everest because the path is choked with corpses of white people who blew it.
* Oops, All Antarctic Ship Crashes.
* Getting excited about bookshelves again.
* Stepping forward into whatever the next grift is going to be.
* Asterix the Gaul.
* Localizing a book that is full of puns to dozens of different languages.
* Not getting jokes in the English version of the Simpsons because the Swedish version of the Simpsons uses a completely different set of pop culture references.
* What would an Asterix theme park look like?
* Riding in a big inner tube down the lazy river.
* Elder Millenials learning about Skibidi Toilet.
* Asterix Park is the world's 12th largest economy.
* My brain beans are really getting steamed, here.
* Building an empire on that mustache.
* Watching POV rollercoaster videos with your five year old.
* Refusing to get in the sea.
* Going up to strangers and asking what percentage of the sea is fish piss.
* Weekend at Bernie's-ing your friend's corpse to Asterix Park.
* What style of underwear Zeus is wearing today.
* Who makes Zeus's underwear?
* Eating the boar sandwich at Asterix Park.
* Tasting the terror sweat on the wild boar you just hunted down.
* The little bald kid from the comics page has a theme park??
* Pirates of the Carabiner.
* Sailing through a diorama.
* The theme park ride with the sudden drop into a pool of mercury.
* The Haunted Garfield Theme Park.
* DeFuncoland.
* Jon trying to get with the veterinarian lady he's into and Garfield ruining it.
* Let's-plays as a service.
* You won't believe what happens when these Muppets swarm Treasure Island.
* A movie recap that is 80% of the length of the movie.
* Flirting tricks.
* The violence of being struck by Cupid's arrow.
* Complimenting someone on something they have no control over.
* Good luck getting any continuity out of me!
