Lords:
* Jeff
* https://dopeassvideogames.com/
* Danny
* https://www.youtube.com/@NoclipDocs
Topics:
* What's happening on Bluesky.
* Using Google Earth and YouTube to rid myself of Nostalgia of Places I've lived
* Dad talk: what do we do about porn?
Microtopics:
* The Good Morning America series finale.
* Covering video games online.
* Getting married and feeling safe from people who run dating sites.
* Nintendo Disasters.
* Reviewing every individual version of FIFA 2011.
* The Sega Master System catalog.
* Choosing not to do something because someone else has done it before.
* A Weird Slop of People.
* The CD-32 version of Alfred Chicken.
* The Noclip documentary about PiCoSteveMo.
* Blood and Fear and Nolf and Shogo and Condemned.
* A hardware Pico-8 solution.
* Explaining how to and how not to reply.
* Enjoying social media because you need a place to type your garbage.
* An Eternal September Situation.
* Repeating Daily Show jokes from five years ago.
* An oral history of Bluesky users.
* Jimmy Fallon posting a picture of himself holding a Nintendo Switch.
* The Ford vs. Chevy argument over and over again until we're all dead.
* Laying your employees off based on their Klout scores.
* What aspects of social media you can leave behind once you get a goat farm.
* Having goats and not even posting pictures of them.
* Goats as a gateway drug to other ungulates.
* Did I get drunk and order 20 snakes again?
* Boxcars: Where the Hobos Go.
* Jumping in a train car full of refined materials.
* Reminiscing about the time you lived in London and remembering everything that sucks about living in London.
* A warped melting representation of your childhood memories.
* An emotional VR moment.
* Floating in space and hearing a cacophony of national anthems screaming up at you.
* That time they added your uncle's farm to Google Street View.
* Looking back on previous eras of your life and remembering why you don't want that kind of life any more.
* The guy you know who mined bitcoins on his CPU and then spent it on black market Provigil.
* Why do something that's going to make money when you can do ridiculous bullshit instead?
* Three year olds who know how to use a remote control.
* Areas of human interaction that you are just not prepared for.
* Just putting your Zip disk in the file server and grabbing whatever's there.
* What kind of porn the owner of the video rental place is personally obsessed with.
* Why do you never see porn scored with tracker music?
* Deep appreciation of porn that is made for somebody else
* Beavis and Butthead trading cards.
* Scintillating pizza delivery.
* Explaining to your child that porn is fictional, not a documentary, and leaving it at that.
* Your daughter asking you questions about Sonic the Hedgehog that you're not prepared to answer.
* Encountering boys who play Minecraft.
* Deploying new words to the wrong people.
* Laying in bed and cursing at ghosts to calm yourself down.
* An entire generation who goes to the gym and doesn't just watch CKY2K and break things.
* Doing all the drugs so that you can explain what drugs are like to your children.
* Learning how to fall as a child so you can fall safely as an adult.
* Smoking Ice and waking up in San Francisco.
* Pulling over, opening the hood, and punching the engine block over and over.
* A poem that somebody else will read.
* Whether the money has changed the Dwarf Fortress developers.
