Lords:
* Jenni
* Robb
Topics:
* The phenomenon where multiple people respond with the same mystifying emoji
* Skin Fort dream and image both provided by WiL: https://stale-meme.itch.io/
* Lately I've engaged in pretend play with my 4 year old nephew by pretending we stole a crate of "Toxic Waste" candy and lying to the cops about it. As actual parents, is this healthy for the child?
* It turns out you don't want to rent a Playstation
* Hints
* https://x.com/jensbest/status/413105300535668736
* I would be happy to talk about what having an operation to get an Osia 2 bone anchored hearing aid is like.
Microtopics:
* The Stanley Parable New Edition.
* Cyberganked.
* Wishing for games using the Steam wishlist system and the Steam Monkey's Paw curls.
* CRPG blobbers.
* 25 years of Hugo.
* Recognizing a Windows program from 1996.
* Back when malware pretended to be a little guy.
* The origins of Skinfort.
* Hapsburg Jaw.
* Angry Cry Laughing.
* Meta-channels and meta-meta-channels.
* Medicinal Dock Spiders.
* This Spider Pays Taxes.
* The weakest Great Lake of all.
* The good Mexican restaurant in Fond du Lac.
* Fish pouches.
* Whether you have to refrigerate Big League Chew.
* Putting tuna on dry toast.
* Four year olds who want to impress people with how sour s candy they can eat.
* The amount of toxic waste you are allowed to feed a child.
* Having a milkshake and being in bed by 8:30.
* Doing improv with your four year old nephew about invoking the fifth amendment.
* The Cocomelon video about never talking to the police.
* I'm not sad; I'm just on a triangle.
* French mice asking to buy your armpit cheese.
* A kid who just plain needs to be lied to.
* Renting a child so you can make cheese in their armpits.
* Did Jim finally rent the Playstation?
* Going to the place to rent a Playstation and they immediately ask for your Social Security Number.
* It's hot inside the Playstation, and the bugs are cold.
* Just doing the poem about Data's cat Spot every episode.
* The warlock dominatrix Harley Quinn voice that you make everybody listen to.
* Oh I'm sorry, I thought the ceiling was your ass.
* Telling your friends about the guy who said he thought the ceiling was your ass and asking them what it means and they just respond with the grapes emoji.
* Games that have both Booty and The Wizard.
* The scrawny wizard from Zwackery.
* Whether chewing your food is a spell.
* Listening to Topic Lords for all the mouth sounds.
* Constantly rehydrating this child so that he can make the whole house wet.
* Starving zombie apocalypse survivors taking the child seats out of a car so they can turn them upside down and shake all the gummy bears out.
* A poem with a pangram rhyme scheme.
* Bone-anchored hearing aids.
* Bringing a topic list to a first date.
* Waiting until your last day of insurance and bursting into the OR like the Kool-Aid Man.
* Your surgeon quitting the industry immediately after seeing the inside of your head.
* Performatively pressing your hearing aid's nonfunctional volume button.
* Your wife violating HIPAA to tell you a hilarious work story.
* Accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy on your hearing aid.
* Marrying an audiologist to get the best possible hearing aid.
* Going to zoom.ca to rev up your savings.
* Performance Acura North Mississauga.
* Adapting Eliza into a game where you're trying to trick Smaug into giving up his hoard.
* Making a joke about a banana slug actually bring a plantain slug.
* It is the 90s and there is time for Rifftrax.
