Lords:
* Kory
* Ryan
Topics:
* Incorrect stuff they teach you in school (blood, bats, soda cans, etc)
* Oops I’ve started over remaking my game again, ECS edition
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OkkHSQjWg
* https://bevy.org/
* Accidentally finding a cat on vacation
* Being Boring, by Wendy Cope
* https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/18ihpmd/poembeingboringbywendy_cope/
Microtopics:
* Watching an epicurean professional licking the Switch and Switch 2 cartridges back to back.
* Switch 2 cartridges that don't contain a game but still taste disgusting.
* A digital key that tastes awful.
* 1 in 100,000 Switch 2 cartridges tasting absolutely delicious.
* Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Relorded.
* How many people have licked the Switch game you just bought used.
* A construction worker spitting a big loog of chew and there's a Switch cartridge floating in it.
* Not everybody is Jim Stormdancer.
* And independent game design aficionado.
* The New York Mayoral primary.
* Hackmud.
* Games that get two soundtracks while some games don't even get one.
* Disasterpeace's Soupertasters theme song.
* How to prove that your blood is not blue until it hits the air.
* Why do bats e-chocolate??
* What color lobsters are until you cook them.
* In space, noone can not see your blue blood.
* Eating a 9-volt battery that tastes like chocolate.
* Strawberry flavored chocolate that you puff on.
* Hey, look who capitalism finally enslaved.
* A can of A&W Root Beer that folds in on itself like a neutron star and you don't get to drink any because it's just empty space.
* Believing the thing you were told before you turned 18.
* Bodyboarding on a plank of wood in an open field.
* An empire of the skies and caves.
* Whether the tritone was ever illegal.
* Education as a Russian doll of nested simplifications.
* Wait, this isn't plum pudding!
* Blood color facts.
* Tuning your piano down to A=420.
* Making one mistake and proceeding from the premise that everything you know is wrong.
* A t-shirt reading "My favorite guests don't have their fontanelles closed yet."
* How to structure your game world.
* A grid of lights that are flickering on and off.
* The tilty wooden labyrinth with holes in it.
* Always on the lookout for the next engine to rewrite your game in.
* One of those newfangled scripting languages that targets the NES.
* Renting a magic want and running from kiosk to kiosk doing quests.
* Finding the Pinecone of Peril.
* Capacitative touch interfaces aren't magical for you??
* Asymptotically approaching cat saturation.
* Framily.
* Hot and cold running cat slides.
* Weird reverb where things don't echo right because everything's wet.
* A Rainforest Cafe the size of several football fields.
* Rainforest Cafe Chic.
* A liquid balance tied to your QR code.
* Jailbreaking the soda fountain DRM, yelling "kill the banks" and spraying everyone with Mr. Pibb.
* Striving to be as boring as possible.
* Being boring. (In a good way.)
* Being asked how you're doing and scrambling to come up with something interesting to say.
* Trying to explain the Video Game History Foundation to your boss.
* The Video Game Thing Guy.
* Maintaining a garden and posting your harvests on your private Instagram.
* Stopping someone on the street and asking them what are the last six vegetables you grew.
* How to perform boredom after people realize that yawning means you're tired.
* Starting to make omelets a new way.
* Asking how someone is doing and bracing yourself for the answer.
* Getting emotional and intellectual sustenance from cleaning the bathroom.
* The me that comes up when you google my name.
