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Lords:
- John B is @YouOldSoAndSo everywhere.
- Nick is @NickPancakes on Twitter.
Topics:
- Micro game jams, Weekend of ZZT
- The primary motivation for information acquisition being grist for making and understanding jokes
- Roblox as the most popular game platform
- Quill points out: this list of things unexpectedly named after people: https://notes.rolandcrosby.com/posts/unexpectedly-eponymous/
- Becoming a film nerd
- Turner Classic Movies, from the same company that brings you Mortal Kombat: http://www.tcm.com/
- They Shoot Pictures, Don't They? - 1,000 Greatest Films, compiled using a Metacritic-like approach of looking at other people's lists: https://www.theyshootpictures.com/gf1000.htm
- Also, their 1,000 Noir Films list: https://www.theyshootpictures.com/noir1000.htm
- The Narrow Margin (1952): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044954/
- The Tall Target (1951): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044105/
- A good starting list for train movies, by no means exhaustive or definitive: https://allgiftsconsidered.com/the-31-best-train-movies-of-all-time/
- List of films on Netflix from the year 2000 and before, total count at the time of search approx. 250, compared to around 3,500 for 2001-2020 : https://reelgood.com/movies/source/netflix?filter-year_end=2000
- Kanopy, a movie streaming service you may be able to use through your local library: https://www.kanopy.com/
- Qwikster, b. 2011 d. 2011: https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/10/5-reasons-why-qwikster-is-now-deadster/246465/
- 1939, Hollywood's "annus mirabilis": https://ew.com/movies/2019/12/22/1939-hollywoods-greatest-year/
- 1957 in Film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1957_in_film
- Patton Oswalt's book about becoming a film nerd, Silver Screen Fiend: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17571109-silver-screen-fiend
- CBoyardee, Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden, and the failure of Barkley 2.
Microtopics:
- What the insulin pod had to say.
- An extremely sexy insulin pod telegraphing its own death.
- Mourning many insulin pods at a rapid clip.
- President Garfield's proof of the Pythagorean theorem.
- Making your first ZZT game.
- Doing fetch quest after fetch quest until two AIs fall in love and a nuclear reactor explodes.
- Attempts to archive the user-uploaded games before the Wario Ware DIY servers get shut down.
- The only Meat Boy game to come out for the Wii.
- A demon that can only exist on sand and is formed of the sand.
- ShareCart, the save format shared between many different games so you can save in one game and load in another.
- How much Dr. Sbaitso likes you and how much his henchmen like you.
- Spending an afternoon trying out randomly generated Game Genie codes.
- Flipping random bits to see what comes out there other end.
- Generating a hash of a large file twice in a row and getting two different results.
- Seeing an exciting glitch in Super Mario 64 and nobody being able to replicate it until someone tries flipping bits in RAM like a solar ray might.
- The randomizer hack that combines Link to the Past and Super Metroid into a single game.
- Thirty people all making different games and hoping something interesting comes from mashing them together.
- Why the heck everyone is suddenly talking about cake.
- The primary use for your understanding of the world being making and understanding comedy.
- Your filters going to sleep first, so you make weirder connections when you're half-asleep.
- How everyone would know all the world capitals if you had also been obsessed with them as a child.
- Spending 10% of your brain on how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism and the rest on the lyrics to "We Didn't Start The Fire."
- How to download Wikipedia so you can give your son Wikipedia before you give him internet access.
- How Roblox is a much more popular game platform than any you've ever touched.
- Not knowing how to make games that appeal to children, but knowing how to make games that remind 40 year olds of when they were children.
- The incredibly accurate clone of Counterstrike that some rando made inside of Roblox.
- Roblox users calling platforming levels "Obbies."
- The window in your life where you don't talk to children.
- Watching a four year old play Minecraft and they're just breaking and replacing the same block over and over to see if it happens the same way every time.
- A Roblox level that is just a series of waterslides.
- "I Wanna Maker," for making your own masocore platformers.
- How PageRank is named after Larry Page and Debian is named after Deb and Ian.
- How Price Club is named after Sol Price and Main St. in San Fransisco is named after Charles Main.
- Jim trying to figure out when humans first called a street Main St. and giving up.
- "Taco Bell" appropriating respectfully because it respects the romance language adjective-noun order.
- Reading about aptronyms in Marilyn vos Savant's column.
- Sending your octuplets to a carnival owned by Larry Kidkill.
- The late NASCAR racer Dick Trickle.
- Changing our names to Fuck and starting a band called The Fucks and that's it, that's the tweet.
- Unemployment as a prerequisite for starting any hobby as an adult.
- Film Noir figuring out how to tell adult stories after the Hayes Code was enacted.
- The constraints of being set on a train leading to compelling storytelling.
- The train movie as a slightly less constrained bottle episode.
- Whether they allow trains on the Internet Movie Car Database.
- Yelling at librarians until morale improved.
- Libraries often offering ebooks and movie streaming.
- Netflix streaming having a limited selection of movies but the disc mailing service having every DVD, but it takes two or three days to get it.
- Filmmakers being huge nerds and that's why they keep making movies about making movies.
- 1939 and 1957 in filmmaking.
- The history of Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden.
- Destroying Manhattan by performing a Chaos Dunk.
- Setting your cyberpunk universe after basketball has been outlawed.
- The dangers of running a successful Kickstarter.
- The game design conceit that there should be way too much of everything.
- Bizarre unthinkable development processes that somehow in the end produce a shippable game.
- A 397-page forum thread of people asking "Where is Barkley 2?"
- The second concrete product of the Barkley 2 Kickstarter, after the CyberDwarf body pillow.
