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Lords:
* April is @aprilsaur on Twitter.
* Freddie is @fwong on Twitter.
Topics:
* Burger opinions
* Revisiting Breath of the Wild
* Taking care of a kid for 8 hours a day is making me doubt my chronotype
* Dennis asks: "Vtubers"
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_YouTuber
Micro topics:
* Finally, a place for topics.
* A podcast that is surprisingly not a BDSM podcast.
* Being the best town for chili with spaghetti because nobody else bothered.
* A very good part about a hamburger.
* The potential utility of a hamburger.
* Wanting each bite of a foodstuff to contain every ingredient.
* The sleeping baby preventing you from going to Five Guys.
* A very specific smell manufactured in New Jersey that does not trigger any kind of nostalgia at all.
* Deciding to stop cooking your fries in beef tallow and needing to add a fake scent to get the old smell back.
* A burger joint that is the love child of In-N-Out and Dairy Queen.
* Rating hamburgers by their mouth hinge requirements.
* The ideal order of ingredients in a hamburger stack.
* Putting a tomato between the patty and the slice of cheese in a cheeseburger.
* Burger crimes.
* Becoming convinced that Democrats really ought to be armed.
* Years of playing Call of Duty and Counterstrike training you for your role in the revolution.
* Years of playing The Sims training you for your role in the revolution.
* Whether George Washington was a gamer.
* Playing Breath of the Wild long enough to see the cool opening vista and thinking "I definitely don't want to go to these mountains."
* A very American Truck Simulator approach to playing an open world game.
* Winching yourself out of the mud.
* The experience of drawing a map in order to understand your surroundings.
* Two weeks worth of photos of your TV.
* Trying to distinguish whether a childhood feeling of a video game came from the game design or came from being a child.
* Designing puzzles that demand the player take physical notes.
* The fun of inconvenience.
* Playing D&D and catching the cartography bug.
* Capturing the joy of a blank piece of paper.
* A game about paperwork.
* The video game expanding beyond the executable file you run.
* Gambling with the game's demo to change the full game's price.
* What it would take to stream Breath of the Wild.
* Tiny little leaf people hiding all over the world each hovering with a tiny leaf they spin like a helicopter blade.
* Hestu's incredible maraca dance.
* Tattooing the entire DK Rap across your back.
* An attractive person remaining attractive even when wearing a goofy outfit.
* Staying home to take care of your kid and not sending them to daycare during a pandemic.
* Changing your sleep schedule from waking up at 11am to waking up at 7am.
* Vitamin D: turns out we need it.
* Being unable to sleep in even though you used to be a sleeping in champion.
* Being tired because it's the end of the day.
* Making dinner and becoming a puddle on whatever surface you happen to land on.
* Going camping because you have a kid when you would never care enough to go camping if it was just you.
* Downloading Youtube tutorials on how to split a log so you can impress your kid when you go camping.
* Using digital puppetry to make an anime avatar play video games on Twitch.
* Cranking out content 24/7.
* Livestreamers taking a vacation and losing 20% of their viewers.
* The Tupac hologram except playing Fortnite on Twitch.
* Producing a CG animation TV show where all the animation is live puppeteering.
* Exhuming Tupac so you can do a body scan for the hologram concert tour.
* Indiana Jones except with a really tiny head.
* The career prospects of Indiana Jones themed strippers.
