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Lords:
* Gary
* http://duckfeed.tv/
* https://www.patreon.com/duckfeedtv/
* https://twitter.com/garybuh
* Brayton
* Bogwater convention coming to your town soon!
Topics:
* Spirit Halloween's Youtube Channel
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3PL2DxHye4
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIbE6Lt2w
* A drug you never want to try
* This list of people's favorite mugs, and how to generalize it
* https://twitter.com/AnnaHollinrake/status/1382392715074211849
* https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1385291669801631744
* Devo - Theme from Doctor Detroit
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A8Xe9M0NY
* Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/QIK-ngWWhhs
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqnPciNhQXU
* Mechanics or features of a game that the game doesn't tell you about
* Which undead would you most like to become? Lich? Ghoul? Skeleton? Ghost? Zombie? Wight? Revenant?
Microtopics:
* What a .tv TLD indicates.
* Brayton's Bubbly Bog Water.
* Airdropping incredibly earthy mineral water directly to your house.
* Using the wrong musical sting.
* The gas station that functions both before and after noon.
* Drinking water out of a beer bong.
* The algorithm providing a solid recommendation for once.
* Going into Spirit Halloween and asking for something in an underfed Michael Myers.
* Giving out vaseline for Halloween.
* The truth according to vaseline.com.
* Whether vaseline meets FDA requirements for human consumption and whether that qualifies it as a foodstuff.
* Blooming your own onions at home so you can stop going to Outback every weekend.
* All the other things you could bloom with your new onion bloomer.
* A good way to go into a fugue state and have something on in the background while you're doing something else.
* A redditor who went missing after acquiring some Datura seeds.
* A recreational drug for which the lethal dose varies significantly from person to person.
* Deciding whether to join a cult based on whether you hallucinated the cult leader high fiving Aquaman or selling celebrity maps under a bridge.
* The serial rooster on the box of corn flakes who's roosting every time you see him.
* The rooster jumping off of the Corn Flakes box, grabbing the butcher knife, and giving you career advice.
* Explaining that cocaine isn't addictive and you would know because you do it every day.
* Scrolling through a Twitter thread about people's favorite mugs to see all the great mugs.
* Perusing the multivarious ways a person can like a mug.
* The East Berlin traffic light man.
* A trivet in your grandpa's kitchen that says Joint-S.T.A.R.S. and depicts a star firing a lightning bolt at a tank, and whether your grandpa is secretly an anime villain.
* A dragon clutching the world in its hands with an American flag pattern on its spread wings.
* The patriotism dragon.
* Our favorite mugs.
* Going on Twitter to relax.
* Whether a big enough knife counts as a sword.
* Devo Vevo.
* Dan Aykroyd speed walking while people make fun of him for the entire duration of the film.
* Mark Mothersbaugh jogging in a sealed garbage bag so he can quickly lose enough weight to qualify for his intended Devo weight class.
* The belt from the 1920s that jiggles you.
* Recording a commentary on a Dan Aykroyd movie as part of your podcast about Binding of Isaac collectibles.
* Replacing every transition wipe in Star Wars with Mark Mothersbaugh floating across the screen.
* The illusion of intentionality.
* A beat poet playing a bass constructed out of a bass drum
* Our favorite fake lap steel guitar solos and what synthesizers they were played on.
* The geniuses at genius.com having absolutely nothing to say about Devo's Theme to Doctor Detroit.
* The Charmin Bear's mom's opinions on ass wiping.
* A Transmissible Toilet Paper Disease That Affects Only Bears.
* Rubber Krulwich.
* Jogging and Pimps: the Doctor Detroit Story.
* One of those Doctor Detroit marriages you always hear about.
* The Curse of Doctor Detroit.
* Flying out of a still frame of a hot dog.
* Mark Mothersbaugh wearing an inflated bodysuit so that his silhouette matches Dan Aykroyd's when they speed walk together.
* Going to the area labeled "combat zone" in hopes of finding someone to shoot.
* Hiding aliens in your space game and never telling anybody about them.
* Hiding a main quest in your space game and never telling anybody about it.
* Getting a gamer treat for peeking into corners.
* How Portal should've warned you about its unusually high fall damage on the box.
* The pros and cons of being a lich.
* Whether April would stick around if Jim turned into a lich.
* Dying at Chuckie Cheese and being stuck there as a ghost forever.
* Whether being a zombie secretly feels awesome.
* The tragedy of Quake's wireheading grunts.
* Dying on the subway and having to listen to buskers for eternity.
* The parable of the good lich and the good billionaire.
