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Lords:
* Jenni
* jenni@jennipolodna.com
* Kole
* https://duckfeed.tv/
* https://twitter.com/koleross
Topics:
* Whether or not you should stop animals who are thieves.
* We're gonna reach a point where Americans know about Eurovision pretty soon, so prepare for that
* "CRL couldn't afford the movie license for their video game adaptation of Blade Runner, so they just licensed the soundtrack.
* http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/blade-runner-1985/
* I Did It by Dave Matthews Band
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI
* Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/gN_7KtRoZWU
* Showing your kid the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon & him immediately adopting Sonic's attitudey idle animation
* Fixing every plot hole in media by writing a "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"-like work where minor characters directly address them.
* The "I won't eat the cheese" joke
* Adventure 500: https://bluerenga.blog/tag/adventure-500/?order=ASC
Microtopics:
* An entire crowd of Jennis all expressing their preferences at once.
* Creative choices that make editing this show take even longer.
* Feeling some topics right now.
* Helping a seagull looter escape.
* Just assuming that the seagull didn't pay for that bag of chips.
* Sending a penguin to the market to buy fish.
* The Keystone Kops of stopping this bird from having a cheese sandwich.
* How nobody can get mad if you train your dog to steal from shops.
* An adorable seagull stealing somebody's insulin.
* Activating the motion-sensing doors to help a seagull steal the Hope Diamond.
* Encountering a seagull smoking a tiny crack pipe and deciding whether to post a video on social media or send it to rehab.
* How to monetize the rat trying to go up the down escalator.
* When you post a viral video of a rat trying to go up the down escalator and monetize it by replying with an ad for mail order brides but don't give the rat a cut off the income.
* Whether Americans know about Eurovision.
* Pretending the listeners don't know what Eurovision is and really lording it over them.
* Having to adjust for the altitude when you bake a souffle on your high horse.
* If every state in the USA got to perform one song at the Super Bowl halftime show.
* Mr. Lordy.
* Soccer except it's singing.
* Looking up what girding your loins means.
* Stocking up on batteries in advance of when Americans find out about Eurovision.
* Power-washed Cheetos.
* A bag of bad corn snacks impaled on both a pike and a spike.
* Cat Is How Much.
* The specific ways in which Wikidiff is broken.
* Retiring replidroids.
* Knife Hopper with Boy Ratty and Dick Reckard.
* An extremely composed and photogenic dumpster.
* Getting ready for some very uncomfortable mugging.
* Identifying wizards by their extremely shiny outfits.
* Why is this man so big?
* Smoke tentacles that are just trying to turn the TV on.
* How badly the red wizard needs food.
* Sugar Ray Charles playing guitar with one hand and holding champagne in the other.
* A dojo with sauna vibes.
* Dripping your dumpster water onto the hookah rip enjoyer.
* Dave-- that's what his fans call him: Dave.
* Dave Matthews's flying kick fizzling out because his bribe to the VFX artist wasn't big enough.
* Scaring the fish with your pec shimmy.
* Doing community service with the purple wizard who is now the orange wizard.
* Your two most attitudey friends getting married and having a kid.
* Deciding that Sonic the Hedgehog's "I'm waiting" idle animation from Sonic 1 is so central to the character that you decide you need to invent reasons for Sonic to be bored in every episode of the Sonic cartoon.
* Looking at your old yearbook photos and realizing that your smirk is the same as Sonic the Hedgehog's.
* Kids getting sucked into Sonic the Hedgehog's engorged monopupil younger and younger every year.
* The helicopter but it gets you lift.
* Mario's idle animation in Super Mario 64 where he just starts naming Italian foods.
* Whether someone at Nintendo of America heard Charles Martinet's Mario audition tape and thought "Martinet's an Italian name, right? That means it can't be racist!"
* The alternate reality where Charles Martinet does a cartoonish French accent to voice Nintendo's platformer mascot.
* Getting offended on behalf of the French.
* Whether we should give Shamus O'Leary a hard time for having a racist name.
* Shamus O'Leary finding the video on Instagram where you did a cartoon Irish accent in his store's bathroom and being like "is that our choking poster??"
* Hearing that Andy Dufresne makes a hole in a cell wall and assuming Shawshank Redemption is a sequel to Fantastic Voyage.
* Writing a short story about a friendly rat who explains how Marty McFly's parents didn't recognize him.
* Making it a life goal to transform every goof on IMDB into an "error made by character" by writing fan sequels on AO3.
* Explaining how Marty McFly's parents didn't recognize him by pointing out that it was actually a movie the whole time.
* The stage play of Super Mario Bros 2 where the audience just watches Mario snore for two hours while listening to jaunty ragtime.
* A joke striking you loudly enough that it's still ringing in your head twenty years later.
* Paris Syndrome.
* Jerusalem Syndrome.
* Planting a palm tree under the Eiffel Tower.
* Adventure 500.
* A game jam where you recreate a game you haven't played in years from memory.
* Lou's voice just being a bad Sylvester Stallone accent.
* Jenni probably appreciating your email unless it's a bad email.
