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Lords:
* Hallie
* https://twitter.com/hallie_9000
* Christine
* http://thechrischerry.com
* https://twitter.com/chriscereza
Topics:
* Where are my glasses?
* Nighttime is the time of abstract possibility and imagination because the world is gone.
* This huge tub of homemade toum
* Turn Down For What
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
* Unedited (syncable) commentary: https://youtu.be/Q9oXE3ibmmM
* Modern TV re-discovering the episodic format
Microtopics:
* Mining the pre-show banter for a clip.
* Dreaming of producing content every second of your life.
* Getting hooked up to the content matrix and spewing content out of every orifice.
* Burnt Notice.
* Watercresstine.
* Looking upon Burn Notice as your weird uncle who lives in your basement.
* A podcast about discussing episodes of a podcast discussing episodes of Burn Notice.
* Recording a song in the style of We Are The World except instead of the proceeds going to help children in Africa you keep the money.
* Recording a song in the style of We Are The World except instead of the proceeds going to help children in Africa, it goes to getting Doctor Who back on the air.
* We Are The Timelords.
* Doctor In Distress.
* Needing to stop making a podcast before your listeners can beg you to come back.
* How locals pronounce "Los Angeles."
* Not knowing how to look for your glasses in an apartment because your normally live in a farmhouse.
* How nobody in LA owns more than one chair.
* Whether Hallie's glasses were in the fridge.
* Posting photos of your apartment to the internet so people can help you find your glasses.
* Whether Winston answers the phone at a Korean BBQ restaurant in LA.
* Being awake during the day: terrible.
* The most concrete time of day.
* Going to preschool and answering phones for a Korean barbecue restaurant until daddy picks you up at 4.
* Loving 2am but being in bed by 9:30pm.
* Like a tree but shorter, louder with stickier hands.
* No responsibility except what you make for yourself.
* An emulsion like mayonnaise except instead of tasting like mayonnaise it tastes like garlic.
* Vampires hating garlic because they don't like the taste.
* Whether you can have the vampire gene but not be a vampire.
* Vampirism as a collection of traits that often manifest together, and you're only diagnosed with vampirism if these traits interfere with your ability to do your job.
* How many marshmallows go in fudge.
* Converting from marshmallows when the recipe calls for mini marshmallows.
* Using marshmallows as bait to catch God when everyone knows God hates marshmallows.
* Videos that love to start with a black screen that goes on a little too long when you're watching at one quarter speed.
* A man in a blue hoodie jiggling as something is taking him over.
* Shattering furniture with the power of your raw sexuality.
* The Scully stand-in who is extremely skeptical about how horny this guy is.
* St. Vitus' Dry Hump.
* Could I be a fish doing push-ups?
* Whether there is a Hitmonchan in this bra, and whether it's evolving, and whether we should push B.
* The relief of consuming media and not feeling the need to form any reaction whatsoever.
* Spiking the punch with LSD.
* A cop whose face melts because he doesn't know what you'd turn down for.
* Contracting a bad case of Original Sin and being very angry about it.
* A straight man who stole Elton John's sunglasses.
* Whether DJ Snake looks like a douchebag or just looks French.
* Characters who grow hornier and hornier as over the course of eight seasons.
* The 1943 Watchmen TV series.
* The Veronica Mars model of serialization.
* Whether the Columbo renaissance implies a Murder She Wrote renaissance.
* Whether that's content, baby.
* A character in a romantic comedy who makes web sites for everyone but who can't make a web site for herself.
