In our first installment for 2024, we return to the tank to take a look at everything that's been plaguing our weak and stupid nation as of late: the pirate crisis at the border, the reduction of Rogue's once robust cake in the new X-Men series, the proliferation of A.I. across all of our beloved forms of media, the ruinous effect the internet has on the brains of boomers everywhere, and finally, the worst important election of our lifetimes.
It's a new year filled with unspeakable horrors ahead, but Connor, Mike and Ray will be here to ride it out with you. This tank takes no prisoners. In fact, it forcibly ejects them whenever they're supposed to be on trial for any one of their 98 indictments.
SIDENOTE: We did not get around to talking about sports in this episode, but we will in the next one.
