[originally recorded March 14, 2016]
Wow, do we ever have a special surprise in store for you this week, Claw Nation! That's right - we're finally legally allowed to release the infamous "Connor's Dead Girlfriend" episode from the tank! As any avid lobster listener will tell you, this slice of 7lb history aired only once before on March 14, 2016 as part of our annual 24 Hours of Lobsters livestream on Twitch and was immediately taken down due to the ongoing investigation into the murder of Connor's dead girlfriend. Now after five long years, we are pleased to announce to the world that this investigation has officially become a cold-case, and is no longer being worked by any law enforcement agencies operating within the United States of America! So while we may never uncover the true identity of Connor's dead girlfriend's murderer, we can now at least listen to the episode where we all found out Connor's dead girlfriend was murdered - and that sounds like justice to us! And justice to us justice is justice for you, our loyal listeners. Thank you for supporting our show and for all of the contributions you've made to the Connor's Dead Girlfriend Patreon over the years.
Speaking of which, the Connor's Dead Girlfriend Patreon will not be entering cold-case files. It's still going strong and always ready to take any leads or donations you may have, or just donations. Leads are ultimately no longer necessary as the investigation has entered cold-case files. Please donate* to the Connor's Dead Girlfriend Patreon today!
*money only please, waffles are not and have never been an acceptable form of donation
(we're still looking at you, Belgium)
