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New Years Cringe, Occult Fox News, Epstein's Pals, Dan "Daytrader" Crenshaw.

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Opening Music “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits

https://youtu.be/ZC1Pdsppch4?feature=shared&t=79

CNN New York Cringe Ruins New Years

https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2024/01/01/anderson-cooper-andy-cohen-new-years-eve-kids-holidays-vpx.cnn

Woman Sues Hershey for $5 Billion Over Pumpkin Candy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uang22B_Olg

Woman’s Driveway Stolen

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/12/29/florida-homeowner-disappearing-driveway-affil-dnt-cprog-vpx.wftv

Man with Nothing Left to Lose Tackles Judge

https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-shows-nevada-man-leap-attack-clark-county-judge-denied-probation

Trans People are Jesus Proof

https://youtu.be/AosAfAaHpzk?feature=shared

New Star Wars Director to Save Franchise with Hatred

https://x.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1742583950944432607?s=20

Cringe Interview with New SW Director

https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1742565628857430107?s=20

Galaxy AI (Phones Change)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKoG2_zdoSA

Elvis Coming Back Thanks to AI

https://variety.com/2024/theater/global/elvis-london-ai-show-1235861196/

John Roberts on Supreme Court AI

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/31/politics/john-roberts-year-end-report-supreme-court-ai/index.html

Predictions for 2024

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/01/world/2024-predictions-trump-israel-ukraine-intl/index.html

New Laws for 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFPAb253Xs

Biden-Harris First Campaign Ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVOKTsdBOY

Tarot Reading on Jesse Watters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7axmB4x3eIc

Crenshaw Seething About Jesse Watters

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/dan-crenshaw-has-some-harsh-words-for-fox-news-host-jesse-watters/ar-AA1mtP6k

Crenshaw Says Fox Canceled Him for Saying Jesse Watters Pees Sitting Down

https://news.yahoo.com/fox-news-cancels-dan-crenshaw-205756900.html

President of Harvard Claudine Gay Resigns

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/harvard-president-claudine-gay-plagiarism-probe/index.html

South Africa Opens Genocide Case Against Israel at UN

https://www.icj-cij.org/case/192

Weird Police Positive Footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74o8tBChk0

Jimmy Kimmel Threatens Aaron Rodgers

https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/jimmy-kimmel-aaron-rodgers-jeffrey-epstein-list-347404-20240103

https://x.com/jimmykimmel/status/1742324477323833546?s=20

Nothing New with Epstein Release

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jeffrey-epstein-documents-5-revelations-ghislaine-maxwell-lawsuit

Dershowitz Appears on Epstein List

https://youtu.be/5IUESiGbXq8?feature=shared

Bill Clinton Responds to Being on Epstein List

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMrR_e0lqE

Revisiting Ricky Gervais Oscars Speech

https://x.com/kylenabecker/status/1742730800628375965?s=20

Hero Teens Rescue Mom from Under Car

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/run-over-by-a-car-mob-of-high-schoolers-hoist-the-machine-off-mother-and-2-kids/

NYPD Rescues Elderly People from Burning Building

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/hero-nypd-cops-rescue-99-96-and-91-year-old-from-chinatown-fire

Man Saves Suicidal Teen from Drowning

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/driver-sees-18-year-old-jump-off-50-ft-bridge-and-instantly-dives-into-racing-river-to-save-him/

Bear Eats Sixty Cupcakes

https://youtu.be/Kse7VCDCon8?feature=shared

Closing Music “Run Run” by John Roman Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBbUTQ7hd8