A Balagoola, a pet, a Rosh Hashanah service, and a bet. What could possibly go wrong?
[Note: goyim, the -im being a plural form in Hebrew, idiomatically means non-Jews; also a mikva is a ceremonial cleansing bath.]
From "Tales of The Wise Fools of Chelm," available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle. https://amzn.to/3VpWj7y