We present the winner of Chelm's annual Chanukah "Lying Contest," a celebration of the Festival of Lights.
Couldn't hurt for you to know that a "handeler" is a wheeler and dealer...and tsouris means "trouble."
Happy Chaunkah! (Or Hannukah. Same thing.)
From "Tales of The Wise Fools of Chelm," available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle. https://amzn.to/3VpWj7y