IT'S A TRAILER!!
TRANSCRIPT
Hi! I'm Mary Cait Hogan. Do you watch 90 Day Fiance? It's okay if you don't - neither did my so-called "friends" and "family". But that all changed when I decided to make a podcast: 90 Day Protege.
Each week, I take on a new protege and we recap an episode of the world's greatest reality show.
They'll fall in love with iconic characters…
My last note is "Team Anfisa." Like, I think she is a role model to women.
Visit romantic destinations…
They're not just at any restaurant. They're at Pizza Cafe.
They'll finally experience what they've been missing out on.
The most hyperbolic fluttering eye roll in the history of television.
Oh! So is the whole premise is that people need visas?
This Memorial Day, you can get the Jolene Sectional for just 1499.
And you can always count on me to ask the tough questions.
Do you think you're better than me?
Are you mad at me?
Where was I going with that?
Who in this cast would be in your dream blunt rotation…?
So, wherever you are on your reality TV ~journey~, there's something for you on 90 Day Protege: A podcast for dumpster fire enthusiasts and the ones we drag in with us. Available now wherever you get your podcasts.
This podcast contains explicit content and gratuitous tangents.
