🚔 Booze, BACs & Bad Decisions: Inside the Wet Lab Shenanigans | Whiskey n Whine Podcast
What happens when you mix tequila, whiskey, a police station, and two slightly chaotic best friends? You get this episode. Michelle and Joanna join us to spill all the tea (and tequila) from their volunteer gig at a police DUI training wet lab—aka the wildest way to do community service.
Imagine this: you're encouraged to drink on government property, then take sobriety tests while hammered. That's the job. Michelle came in hot after drinking a whole bottle of wine the night before (and sending Joanna 70 texts—yes, seventy). At the wet lab, Joanna tried to play catch-up with double shots while Michelle sipped her fancy brought-from-home tequila like a pro.
They had one job: get drunk and help 8 different officers practice DUI testing. From chair-driving simulations to trying to unlock imaginary car doors mid-test, the chaos was educational. Kind of.
Joanna somehow stayed at a .06 BAC after 9 whiskeys in 3 hours, while Michelle achieved "Don't remember a thing" levels. Texting via smartwatches? Yep. Playing drinking games at the precinct? Also yes. Even the designated sober person got "arrested" during the final mock lineup—classic.
Mike and Alex now want to buy a breathalyzer and do their own "controlled drunk driving experiment" in the neighborhood. What could go wrong?
Also in this episode:
Michelle orders Taco Bell mid-recording (priorities) 🌮
Whiskey of the Week almost scores Platinum
"Tour scholarship" becomes a thing
And the eternal DUI question: "Which way do I pivot? Your inside or my inside?" 🤔
🔥 Don't miss this boozy, belly-laugh-filled episode where comedy meets public safety—sort of.
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