Mike's lifelong partner-in-crime Bryan joins the pod for a bourbon-fueled stroll down memory lane—and it's messier than a Vegas bathroom at 3AM (which they personally reviewed). While Mike squints at the Rowan's Creek label like a grandpa in denial, Bryan explains his refined taste in college girl cocktails: cotton candy vodka, whipped cream vodka, and anything with a sugared rim.
From keg-fueled lake disasters to propane tanks in the campfire (don't try this sober), this episode dives into the unfiltered chaos of their youth: middle school janitors giving them joyrides, Gator getaways, cafeteria pizza raids, and the legendary "toilet paper bombs" during synchronized high school dumps. Also: Mike drove himself to middle school. Yes, drove. And no, he never got caught.
We also get into stolen fast food gear (ketchup pumps, anyone?), candy cane trafficking, and a Subway incident that ends with the boys behind the counter making their own sandwiches. Health code? Never heard of her.
Bryan's been married twice—with Mike as best man both times—and somehow, Mike still thinks he's the problem. This episode is packed with wild stories, raunchy laughs, and just enough bourbon-fueled nostalgia to make you question your own childhood.
Listen now for:
🚽 Toilet paper warfare
🥂 Vodka that tastes like a carnival
🚗 Underage driving hacks
🍕 Cafeteria pizza heists
🥪 DIY Subway sandwiches (don't eat them)
🔥 Almost blowing themselves up
Bourbon of the week: Rowan's Creek
Guest: Bryan "Two Weddings, One Best Man"
