88 episodes in and our recliners have seen more ass than a Vegas lounge chair. Alex is fighting the DMV and Joanna's disappearing gas caps, Mike's air-drying his drawers in the backyard, and we've decided the NFL's overtime rules are trash. Between fantasy football chaos, drunk field trips to Cleveland, and puppy playdates that somehow turn into cocktail hour, we've officially solved retirement for Gen X: booze, concerts, sports — no bingo, no guilt. Uncle Nearest 1884 might not fix our lives, but it sure helps us forget them.
