Mike's got a midnight airport pickup and a hangover already forming. Alex is 0–5 in fantasy football and chasing the league's toilet bowl like it's a championship. Between fixing dryers with YouTube, avoiding being roasted by Bert Kreischer, and teaching Jackson the horrifying truth about frat hazing ("Elephant walk," anyone?), the dads are barely holding it together.
They're prepping for Parents Weekend—aka spending thousands just to be ignored by their kids—while swearing they'll never drink Malört mixed with milk (because they enjoy keeping their insides inside). It's another round of bourbon-fueled wisdom, poor life choices, and Google doing all the actual parenting.
🎙️ Episode 89 of Whiskey n Whine: where dad hacks meet frat facts and the booze is the only adult supervision.
