Brother is sleep deprived once again, as he is on tour and travelling all over the place. Sister is on top of the world as they do emotional inventory and trying to figure out what words mean.
A discussion of Miami Vice, The Insider, their love of actor Bruce McGill, and Edgar Allan Poe leads to the story of when their house was burglarized as kids.
As Jon goes to verify what items were stolen with their parents, Allison speaks directly to the listeners.
Allison reveals she once committed a robbery and Jon unveils his overhaul of the public school system.
Jon gives Allison a do over by playing someone she recently interviewed, and a discussion about famous actors who have bands causes him to abruptly end the episode.