Brother took a carful of screaming children to Moana 2. He gives his review of the movie, and Sister reviews Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Jon teaches us about helium auctions. Sister attempts to add some colour to his story and gets smacked down. Jon tells us in which specific geographical locations customer service people are allowed to have attitude.
The Sibs talk about the night Jon’s phobia of bats started, and the fears of some celebrities. Talking about their old neighbours, Jon reveals his conspiracy theory that he didn’t have an undescended testicle as a child, but it was in fact reascended.
Naturally they get in a squabble about something they are both well versed in: the absentee policies of symphony orchestras.
Allison reveals how deeply concerned she is about her memory and the fact that The Sibs remember things differently, so Jon chooses that time to gaslight and antagonize her. After things get weird, they get back on track when Allison tells the story of her life's greatest triumph.