In this crazy world, Brother is choosing to focus on bad spelling, grammar and syntax, and comes up with a great idea for a TV show. Sister has a theory about watching Jackass affected his son in utero which Brother doesn't care for.
Middle child Andrea calls in for advice on what to call an ex that you coparent with, which proves harder than you think.
Lisa, who went to high school with Allison, wonders how we can teach our kids the things we wish we knew in highschool, and Jon admits he needs his basketball to weigh in.