The show begins with The Sibs talking about the greatest TV theme song of all time: Danger Bay
Brother once again advertises his upcoming show "Jon's Super Cool Stories", Sister asks him if he's ever been dumped.
Jon pretends his brain is healthy and well-balanced, while he drinks his breakfast beer. Allison talks about her trip to Ottawa.
TIM ROTH LEFT US A MESSAGE! It's the Man of Mystery's birthday! Before The Sibs can answer his birthday-centric question, they have to relitigate TWO arguments they have had previously.
Jon is allegedly going to create an structured agenda for next week's episode, and Allison is going to fact check his nonsense from this week.