Join Brian and Ryan as they deep-dive into the wild, wonderful, and slightly unhinged world of Mary Cosby on The Mary Cosby Show. This week, we're unpacking all the glorious chaos Mary delivers effortlessly, including:
- The infamous pizza drag—where Mary’s coat gives us the most unexpected topping. 🍕
- The chairless saga, featuring Mary’s quest for the ever-elusive seat while looking done with humanity.
- Mary’s laughter therapy, aka her reaction to Whitney doing...well, anything.
- A masterclass in savage one-liners: “Whitney looks cheap.” (Is she wrong? Discuss.)
- Monica’s tragic goal to win Mary’s approval, which backfires harder than Mary’s take on crepes: “Do you eat vegetables?” 🥗
- Nose-picking nail fashion and Heather’s “missed the boat” wardrobe—Mary’s insults have no chill and no boundaries.
It’s a roast, it’s a sermon, it’s The Mary Cosby Show. Tune in for hot takes, uncontrollable laughter, and our deep appreciation for Mary’s unmatched ability to throw shade without breaking a sweat. 💅
Disclaimer: We don’t recommend eating crepes while listening. Mary would judge you.