💥 Buckle up, Bravo fans, because this Valentine's Day, Brian and Ryan are covering seven episodes of unhinged Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama in one jam-packed hour. From Bronwyn taking over as the show’s secret puppet master to Lisa Barlow quitting the show (again) to Mary Cosby’s avocado pizza standoff, this recap has everything you need to survive the madness.
✅ Bronwyn = Bravo’s new power player? She single-handedly ended a two-season feud and destroyed Britani in three sentences.
✅ Lisa Barlow vs. The Dinner Table – She calls Whitney a “fcking lying bitch,” bursts into tears, announces “I’m going home” and storms off. ICONIC.
✅ The Todd Cheating Scandal – Lisa and Meredith try to shut down the convo, but Whitney says it best: **“Fck Todd.”**
✅ Britani’s Sprinter Van Spy Cam – She got caught recording a fight and had the worst lies imaginable to cover it up. Was she just filming the seat… or something bigger?
✅ Mary & Angie K: The Love Story of the Season – Angie knows how to speak fluent Mary Cosby, and it’s beautiful.
✅ The Lisa Barlow Tribute Lunch – Heather plans a Lisa-themed roast where everyone does their best Lisa impression. Whitney? “I’d rather die than be Lisa for a day.”
✅ Final Night = Total Bravo Meltdown – Whitney accuses Lisa of being in a threesome-adjacent situation, Lisa retaliates with a circle jerk accusation, things are THROWN, and Bravo producers have to intervene.
🎧 Grab a Vida tequila (or pour it down the drain like Justin) and listen NOW—this is the Brian and Ryan-est RHOSLC recap you’ll hear anywhere.
