Aye wee onesss... settle yer heads into the gently swayin' hammocks for a piratey Christmas sleep story. The Pirates' sing their own verrrsion of Jingle Bells an debates the meritss of Santa versus Krampus. 'Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Merry Christmas everyone! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...