Jessica and Lauren kick things off with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Angie's selling her house, Britani's back and already stirring the pot, and the women trade luxury for an RV girls' trip that unravels fast. From Whitney screaming "I'm at rock bottom, bitch" with new red hair to Lisa's Wendy's commercial gossip and Bronwyn bringing lawsuits and receipts, the season feels like a reality Jenga tower about to collapse.
Over in Real Housewives of Orange County, the Temecula trip splits the cast and the drama—Katie's absence leaves everyone circling Tamra, Gretchen drops cringe sleepover energy, and Heather finally cracks her veneer with a rare story about her dad.
Then it's Real Housewives of Miami, where Julia's wig-like hair steals focus before the Virgin Cruise even sets sail. Lisa and Larsa try a shaky apology, Stephanie and Anastasia spar over "acting like a woman."
Plus, Jessica and Lauren tackle not one but two conspiracy theories: a viral TikTok claiming the rapture happened Tuesday. Are we all left behind?!?!
