PABLO’S RHINO – ACT THREE
This is it. The rhino’s still dead. Pablo’s still insane. And our three idiots? They’re in way too deep… and now they’re in a musical.
Charlie’s hallucinating. Sam might be in love. Marcus definitely joins a jungle cult. And somehow, everyone’s singing. Yes, even Pablo. Yes, it slaps.
There’s a DEA sting gone sideways. A Colombian jungle rave with ayahuasca and jazz hands. A butt gets shot. A fake rhino gets stolen. And the final scene? Picture Book of Mormon on cocaine—if the choir was armed and one guy’s still pooping in a tree.
It’s sweaty. It’s stupid. It’s glorious.
This is Act Three of Pablo’s Rhino.
And it might just be our masterpiece.
Starring:
- Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
- Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero
- Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream
- Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant
- Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos
- Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement
- Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife
- Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper
- Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder
- Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas
Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.
Turn up. Black out. Hit play.
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