You’ve heard of the yard sale, the ragdoll, maybe even the log doll. But have you met the scorpion? In this episode, we dive into one of the most iconic (and painful) surf wipeouts—what it is, why it hurts, and how to recover if you find yourself folded like a pretzel. Whether you're a seasoned scorpion survivor or hoping to avoid your first one, this one's for your spine.