LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, where we make the past more interesting than whatever's trending on TikTok this week. I'm Lane.
DAVE: And I'm Dave, still trying to wrap my head around the fact that people used to get their news exclusively from town criers. Imagine waiting for some guy to show up and yell updates at you.
LANE: Today we're exploring July 30th, a date that's brought us automotive innovations, political assassinations, and some truly spectacular examples of how personal scandals can topple governments.
DAVE: Speaking of July 30th, we got a voice memo from a listener. Sezso, take it away.
SEZSO (as listener): [Proud, slightly emotional voice] Hey Lane and Dave! July 30th, 2015, was the day I finally worked up the courage to ask my barista crush for her number. I'd been going to the same coffee shop every morning for eight months, perfecting my order just to have something to talk about. Turns out she'd been waiting for me to ask the whole time and had started writing little messages on my cups that I was too nervous to notice. We got married last year, and yes, we served her signature lavender latte at our wedding. Sometimes love is hiding in plain sight on a coffee cup!
LANE: That's adorable! Eight months of elaborate coffee ordering as a courtship ritual.
DAVE: I love that she was basically sending you romantic messages in foam art while you were probably overthinking whether asking for extra foam was too forward.
LANE: Let's celebrate some July 30th birthdays! We've got Arnold Schwarzenegger, who somehow convinced the world that an Austrian bodybuilder could become an action star, governor, and cultural icon.
DAVE: Also born today: Emily Brontë, who gave us "Wuthering Heights" and proved that Victorian women could write some of the most intense, passionate literature ever created. And Hilary Swank, who won two Oscars by completely transforming herself for roles.
LANE: Can't forget Henry Ford, born July 30th, 1863. The man who didn't invent the car but figured out how to make it affordable for regular people, basically creating modern consumer culture.
DAVE: Plus he accidentally created the weekend by giving workers Saturdays off. Revolutionary labor practices through pure practicality.
DAVE: Scandal time! July 30th, 1811, Miguel Hidalgo, the Mexican independence leader, was executed. But the real scandal? His secret relationship that rocked the Catholic Church and changed Mexican history.
LANE: Wait, how is a priest's execution salacious?
DAVE: Because Father Hidalgo wasn't just any priest - he had multiple children with different women while serving the church! He openly lived with Josefa Quintana and had several children with her, plus affairs with other women in his parish.
LANE: A Catholic priest with multiple mistresses and children leading a revolution? That's like a telenovela plot.
DAVE: The Catholic Church was furious because Hidalgo wasn't just breaking his vows - he was using his pulpit to preach revolution while living this scandalous lifestyle. His famous "Grito de Dolores" calling for independence came from a priest who was basically thumbing his nose at church authority in every possible way.
LANE: So his personal rebellion against Catholic celibacy became part of his political rebellion against Spanish rule?
DAVE: Exactly! The Spanish authorities used his "immoral lifestyle" as propaganda against the independence movement, but it actually made him more popular with regular people who saw the church as hypocritical anyway. His sexual scandals became part of his revolutionary credibility.
LANE: So breaking his religious vows helped legitimize breaking political ones?
DAVE: His execution turned him into a martyr, but his scandalous personal life had already made him a symbol of Mexican independence from both Spanish political control AND Catholic moral authority. One priest's inability to stay celibate helped spark a entire nation's independence movement.
LANE: Innovation time! July 30th, 1975, Jimmy Hoffa disappeared, which led to massive innovations in federal witness protection and organized crime investigation techniques.
DAVE: That's a pretty dark kind of innovation, Lane.
LANE: True, but Hoffa's disappearance revolutionized how the FBI investigates organized crime. They developed new surveillance techniques, witness protection protocols, and interstate crime coordination that we still use today.
DAVE: So the innovation was "better ways to investigate people who make other people vanish"?
LANE: Also July 30th, 1956, President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act, creating the Interstate Highway System. This completely transformed American culture - suddenly you could drive from coast to coast on standardized roads.
DAVE: Which gave us road trips, drive-throughs, and the American obsession with cars as freedom symbols. Plus it accidentally created suburbia.
LANE: The interstate system was originally designed for military defense - moving troops and equipment quickly across the country. But it ended up reshaping where Americans lived, worked, and vacationed.
LANE: Let's talk about The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills, where they've been elevating taste buds since 1967.
DAVE: They're still celebrating the return of Bava Brothers, and honestly, if you haven't experienced authentic Calabrian charcuterie, you're basically eating amateur hour salami.
LANE: Bava Brothers brings four generations of Italian tradition to every bite. Their sopressata uses heritage pork with Calabrese paprika, fennel seeds, and red pepper - aged for a month and pressed for two weeks using techniques that started in Calabria.
DAVE: Their 'Nduja Calabrese spread is basically spreadable joy with a spicy kick. Blend it with sun-dried tomatoes and olive oil, and suddenly your regular Tuesday becomes a celebration of Italian culinary mastery.
LANE: Visit cheesestore.com or their Beverly Hills location. With over 600 imported cheese varieties plus Bava Brothers' triumphant return, your palate is about to get a serious education in what food can actually taste like.
DAVE: The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills: Where every purchase makes your regular grocery store seem like a cruel joke.
LANE: Deep thoughts time. Dave, what's July 30th telling us about human nature?
DAVE: July 30th shows that humans are basically rebels who accidentally create systems while breaking other systems. Hidalgo breaks church rules and sparks independence, Hoffa's disappearance improves crime fighting, highways designed for war create suburban culture.
LANE: My deep thought is that July 30th proves that personal rebellion often becomes public innovation. Whether it's a priest challenging authority or engineers building roads, individual acts of defiance end up reshaping entire societies.
DAVE: So your deep thought is "personal rebellion drives social change"?
LANE: Exactly. Your deep thought is "humans break things and accidentally build better things."
DAVE: And somehow our chaos creates progress! It's like we're constantly playing Jenga with civilization, but instead of falling down, we just keep building new towers.
LANE: That's probably the most accurate description of human history ever.
LANE: That's July 30th - proving that sometimes the best way to build something new is to completely ignore the rules of the old system.
DAVE: Thanks for touring history with us! Like, subscribe, and send us your voice memos about meaningful dates. Eight-month coffee shop courtships that end in lavender latte weddings are exactly the kind of patient romance we need more of.
LANE: Until next time, remember: history is just humans breaking rules and accidentally creating better rules in the process.
DAVE: This has been Touring History. I'm Dave.
LANE: I'm Lane.
BOTH: See you in the past!