In this episode of Generation Artax, you're going to learn a few things about Kim: She played guitar in a church band, will not eat in a restaurant alone, and one time, got two hot sophomores to come over to watch Flowers in the Attic. Plus: We revisit the lyrics to Family Ties, the time Brady Bunch went to Hawaii, and the social mecca that was the high school dance. Enjoy. Welcome to Generation Artax.
Family Ties theme song lyrics aren't wrong, but also so wrong
Does anyone remember the show Dream On? Lori does
Facts of Life goes to Australia and Brady Bunch goes to Hawaii
Kim's predictable life Market Basket >> Starbucks >> Bank; in bed at 7
The social mecca that was the high school dance
How not knowing what would happen or where anyone was was the great adventure of childhood
Kim's life is one big cozy sweatshirt
Kim serves old people food
Low bars for good-looking boys: Two hot sophomores come to visit
Kim is metaphor impaired
Church jams and why mass singalongs are weird
No one knows or believes that Kim plays guitar in a band
The hot goss at 10am mass: The place to see and be seen
Fasting before mass: Whyyyyy
Does something taste different when it's blessed? Turns out no
Unrelated: The hardest you ever laughed in public
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