Buckle up for our yearly mélange of amusement and bemusement at the fringes of the pro sports establishment, as we simultaneously marvel at and lament some of the most curious events of the past year, debate who and what might be next to stumble into oblivion, and conjecture about future scenarios for the next generation of defunct and otherwise forgotten pro sports teams and leagues - including:
- Spring football's unified UFL
- Arena Football League 2.0 RIP (and Arena Football One 2025)
- MLB's now-Sacramento-and-someday-Las Vegas (maybe) Athletics
- The NHL's Utah Hockey Club (fka Arizona [née Phoenix] Coyotes, via the WHA's original Winnipeg Jets)
- Major League Cricket
- Baseball's genre-bending Savannah Bananas - and its soon-to-launch Banana Ball Championship League
- Indoor soccer's new Baller League
- Premier League Lacrosse's pivot to city teams and a new women's division
- The new League One Volleyball (LOVB) takes on the 2nd-year Pro Volleyball Federation (PVF)
- NWSL soccer
- PWHL hockey
PLUS: Can Diamond Baseball Holdings (41 MiLB teams and counting!) be stopped?
AND: Will Michael Jordan, et al. break up the NASCAR stock car monopoly?